Psychonautic

I had another lucid dream this morning. I don't remember what signaled it, I wish I would have wrote this dream down or thought about it more. But anyways, I remember realizing I was dreaming after seeing one certain thing, I shouted, "Oh shit! I'm dreaming!" Prior to realizing this, I had been sitting out in the garage with my mom, dad, and my neighbors Jackie and lee. Jackie lifted her shirt up and took her bra off, revealing her tits, then put her shirt back down. I did a tit flashing motion to her and she flashed me again.

I'm not sure what happened next, but I think I was going to class or something. When I was trying to find my class, I realized I was dreaming. OH! shit! I just remembered what made me realize I was dreaming. I looked at the time on the computer at school and it said 8:41. I turned around and looked at the clock behind me and it said 8:49. I looked back at the computer and it said 8:43! I knew time couldn't pass that fast, and I had read about clocks never being the same when you look at them twice in dreams, so the second it happened I knew for sure. I ran outside in excitement. My dream started to fade a little, so I rubbed my hands together and it brightened. I walked around trying to think of something to do. I rubbed my feet on the street like old times and was happy to see I could still feel all the little bumps.

I thought about fighting in a gladiator battle, because it's one of this years lucid dream challenges on the lucid dream forum. I wasn't quite sure how I was going to get there, I never could find a detailed tutorial on how to teleport. I thought that maybe it would work if I thought about being in a gladiator battle while slowly spinning in a circle... unfortunately I decided that I might lose the dream by doing that and decide to play it safe and not try. So then I'm trying to think of what to do now... That's when I see my neighbor jackie again, in her braless shirt. I decide that I guess I'm gonna fuck her because she's right here and super hot. I walk up to her and we start making out. While making out my face is really close to hers, and the majority of what I can see is her face. I notice my peripherals all turn into a light brownish color. FUCK! I think, I'm losing my fucking dream anyways! I start rubbing my hands together behind her back. My surroundings slowly start to come back, but then fade off again. I can still see her though, but it's from a very up close view. I reach down and start fingering her again, thinking that maybe the feeling of her vag will stabilize my dream. It doesn't, and I wake up. Her vagina felt really real though, it's weird how I could feel something I couldn't see and it feels like what it would really feel like.

Today I was up for about 20 minutes helping my parents with shit before I went back to sleep. I was trying to direct my dreams while falling asleep but it was unsuccessful. I started dreaming about being in some weird house and having to escape a T-Rex. I had to run through all of these rooms and then outside to my truck, and from there make my getaway. I got away and ended up waking up sometime soon after. I went back to sleep pretty quickly and told myself I was going to enter my dream.

I did, VERY quickly. It was pretty much like, close my eyes, and several seconds later, bam I was back in dreamland. It happened so quick that I could remember my previous thoughts of knowing I was going back into a dream. I started to feel my grip on that realization start to slip, so I shouted, "No! I'm definitely dreaming!" Everything looked kind of wavy, I was in an urban community, but there were no people. My dream started to fade, and at one point went dark. I rubbed my hands together and it brought me back! I ran and leaped a superhuman distance up to a front door. I went inside to find some vagina, I started remembering that I need to look for the person I wanted to fuck. For some reason Thai was the only person that could come to my mind, so I started searching for her. In the process I blacked out a few times, and every time was able to stabilize my dream back out by rubbing my hands together.

I looked around the house and didn't find her, then there was a knock at the door. I went and answered it and it was Ashley (a not very attractive girl) lol. She said, in these exact words, "Hurry up and fuck me." Her tits were way bigger than usual, so I said fuck it, let's go. She sat down on the couch and I took off her pants. I blacked out right after seeing her vag, so I put my face down where I thought it should be in the darkness and I found it. I began licking it, and the touching sensation, similar to rubbing my hands together, brought me back. Unfortunately the dream kept fading even after coming back, I finally ended up sticking my fingers in, it felt like a real vagina. It brought me back, but then shit went retarded. She turned into some type of blow up doll thing, she was not a blowup doll, but rather something made from weird materials that had a hole that felt like a vagina inside. I was like god damnit what the fuck, so I said fuck it and stuck my dick in it in the hopes it would feel good. It didn't and in my disappointment I woke up.

Or so I thought. I woke up in the same house I was just in and was sitting on the couch with Chris and some other kid I had never seen before. I started telling the kid about lucid dreaming and the dream I just had. He was really interested and asking all kinds of questions about it. Then everything went black again. I realized I must have been dreaming just then, and then noticed I could feel my eyelids. You know how when you close your eyes you can feel that you have your eyes closed? It felt like that so I decided to open them. My eyes actually opened when I did that, and I was in bed, sort of pissed that I had just woken myself up.

I was in an RV and saw a tidal wave heading right for me. I quickly realized I was dreaming because tidal waves are a huge dream sign for me for some reason. I decided to get the hell out of there because dream or not being pummeled by a tidal wave sucks. I was then in a city somewhere in Mexico. I was walking and looking around and everything was getting fuzzy and starting to go out of focus. Then I noticed the street. I could feel its rough and rigid texture through my shoes. It felt so real that I began dragging my feet along the road and was astonished by the extent to which I could feel all these little bumps and ridges. When I looked back up the dream was one of the most vivid I've ever had, things looked very real. So stoked about my lucidity I began wandering the town.

I entered a house and remembered that people some times practiced things in their dreams. I had a test coming up, so I decided I'd try and study. I began searching for a textbook for about 10 seconds and then thought to myself, wait, study in my dream, this is stupid lol. So then I left the house back to the streets, and this is where things get really weird. I decide I want to have sex because I can't think of anything better to do at the time and there's already plenty of women walking around so I wouldn't have to do much work. I approach one, who happens to be the hot girl from sex in the city (talk about schema interaction, looking for sex while in the city = girl from sex in the city haha) and tell her we're going to have sex and I start to think of where we're going to do this. I then see this chair that looks sort of like a chair at the dentist crossed with a massage table and I walk her backwards onto it. I climb on top of her chair and she turns into an open magazine with a picture of her in it. WTF?! I shout. I go get another girl and she turns into a magazine before we even get to the chair. Finally I find some woman who is going to perform oral sex for me, as we are walking she begins to rapidly age until she looks like some broken down old crack whore, and that's when I just give up and wake up shortly after.

I was in school at first. It was Mrs. Roberts class. I kept thinking about the fact that I may have not gone to all of my classes the previous day. I think I might've dreamed for two days on this campus, not two whole days, just two (dream) separate days. On the first day I walked in and looked for a seat. There was an open one right between these two cute girls. I sat down there. The desks were grouped into tables like back in grade school. The girl to my left was especially attractive and I talked with her about random things. I helped her out with something, I think it was math or school related, the class was statistics. Towards the end of the class, she was up doing something and I walked by her and patted her on the shoulder. I can't remember her specific reaction, I think she might have grabbed my hand and tossed it or something, I just remember it was fiery and flirtatious and made me laugh. Eventually the class was over. I remember all the kids at my group of desks surrounding me, asking me for something or waiting to see something of mine. I can't quite remember exactly. Eventually they left and I found myself on the ground picking up my old action figures off of the ground. I remember picking up C3PO, Goku, the Giant (wrestler), and another wrestling figure. After I picked them up, I'm not sure what I did with them, but I left the class.

I started looking for my other class and couldn't find it so I tried looking in my bag for a class schedule. I realized I didn't have a bag and concluded I must have forgotten it back in my last class. I couldn't remember how to get there and decided to say fuck it. I started walking campus and it began to look more like a mall than a campus. That’s when it came. A gigantic basilisk. It was attacking people, people were running in terror. It was at least 100 feet long. It approached me and asked, “Do you want to fight me?” I responded, “No, I want to help you.” “Then help me break that glass”” he said as he pointed to the Footlocker store inside the mall. The mall was made up of several buildings that all had stores inside of them. I opened the door to one of these buildings and he slithered inside. He wasn’t a typical basilisk he had an upper body similar to a humans in structure, but lizard like in appearance, with a snake-like body. I walked over to the Footlocker and instead of breaking the glass, I opened the door. The people ran out and the snake-dude slithered in. I shut the door, leaving him trapped inside. I was worried he’d still be able to get out, and he did. I then coerced him outside of the building and made a break for it back inside. He began to follow me so I ran into the back right corner of the building where there was a door which led to a hotel room. I spent a little time in here. I called my mother to tell her what was going on, she told me it was all just a dream (talk about irony).

While in the room I felt the urge to masturbate for some reason. The door to the hotel room had become more of a hallway and I was trying to find an angle at which I could masturbate without people seeing me. Eventually I saw the snake-man again and I shut the door and while I was trying to lock it, I felt the handle move down and the basilisk began to open the door. I quickly ran out the back door of the hotel room and started sprinting through the desert landscape, running alongside the length of the building. I finally made it back around to the front of it. There were still tons of people at the mall and I was confused as to why no one was evacuating or even panicking. As I was walking somehow it occurred to me: I was dreaming. I started to embrace my position of power in the dream world. I felt supercharged and ready for action. I grabbed a random person in the crowd and it turned out to be Brittany. I asked her, how do I kill the basilisk? She laughed and said you just have to try. Then, unfortunately, impulse took over and I grabbed her by the arm and we started walking toward a bench to fuck. I decided I could do it sitting down with her on top, and that way I wouldn’t focus too much on her and destroy my dream. I took my pants off, sat down, and started to remove hers. Wake fucking up. I’m not sure why, my dream didn’t collapse. I just woke up. I suppose maybe something in my house woke me up…. I really don’t know for sure though. Shoulda just fought the snake lol.

This one is hard for me to trace back. I remember going into a cafeteria at my old school desert mountain. I went to the cafeteria, they needed to see my ASU ID for my to eat there. I had some cash on me and was going to buy a two dollar breakfast. The guy asking for my card said he'd give me two bucks if I didn;t have it. Austin was there I believe. I had my breakfast, there was a girl working there who mentioned she could get morphine. I inquired about what else she could get, she said adderall. I told her I wanted some she said she would help me get some after work. I waited around then she started saying something about borrowing money from the cafeteria register to loan to her dealer and that he would pay it back. I thought this was a terrible idea. I ended up meeting her dealer at the school, I didn't like him. I remember grabbing his head all dexter status and yelling in his face that he was a terrible person and he manipulates people and that I would take care of him. He grabbed my head and forced me to the ground, his thumbs were suppose to be gouging my eyes, but they weren't quite doing that.

I don't know what happened next but I remember kids in the cafeteria, camping out, sleeping on the ground, some of them were doing sexual things. I pointed to these stairs that ran to the roof, we could hear weird noises outside. Some kids went up those stairs to investigate. I don't know when I realized I was dreaming, but I remember walking up those same stairs to see where they went. While walking up I had one hand on the rail, another on the wall, I felt like I was barefoot. I could feel several different textures simultaneously. I remember just stopping for a second to feel everything because it was so amazing that I could feel so many textures at once in my dream.

I went outside to find a bunch of 1940s soldiers fighting a war. I started running down the street, trying to get myself up to incredible speeds. I'd come to signs that I tried jumping like hurdles. I was hesitant about it, and this hesitance caused me to bounce off these signs, even though I cleared them with some really high jumps.

I don't remember what happened next, the next thing I remember is being in a house. I remember my dream going black a couple times and then coming back so maybe this is what happened. I decided I wanted to practice flying, so I find some soft carpet to make me feel comfortable practicing over. I jump and lay my body horizontally to try to get it to hover. At first I'm actually having some success. I get a little bored and decide to explore this huge house. I shout asking if anyone is home. Eventually I came to a room and inside were two children, a little boy and a little girl. To the right of them is this oldish looking woman. She looked old in the face region, although it was changing, but she had a nice body. I remember something really creepy happening with the children, but I have no idea what it was, I feel like they did or said something demonic.

Also while exploring the house, I noticed that in every room there was a television that was on. In the larger office like room that I practiced in, there was a computer that was on playing music. I remember trying to get on youtube on it to see if I could get it to play any song that I wanted, but I couldn't get it to access the internet. Back to the room with children though, I decided to have sex with the woman, and the kids were gone. Her face was doing weird things so I put it under the mattress or the sheet or something while we had sex. I actually acheived having sex without collapsing my dream, but to my dissappointment it felt even worse than real sex. Probably because in a dream it's even more psychological and I wasn't that into it. I could feel it somewhat, but like every feeling in a dream, it was dull.

When I finished having sex with her, I pulled my dick out and it was bright red, I assumed it was covered in blood. I thought weird, she must be a virgin. When she took her head out from under whatever, she was now young and kind of cute. She was pissed that I had put her head under something. We went out into the kitchen and she told me that she was leaving me. She said she couldn't waste another 15 years of her life with me. I decided fuck this bitch, and was going to go back to trying to fly. I found the same room, it was weird the rooms didn't seem to change. I began practicing, but this time had no success. I tried to imagine a force pushing me up, but it was no use.

I walked out of my room and there was an old man standing with his back to me. I pushed him because I thought my wife was cheating on me with him (jealousy is an instinctual impulse apparently, only inhibited by logic, which I didn't have) . He turned around and looked like a 60-70 year old version of my dad's friend Bernie. He wasn't there to get with my wife. He said to me, "In the year 2011, America turns down making billions by killing billions and instead loses billions." My wife was sitting on the couch and said she doesn't know if that's true, you can never trust those East Hollywood Types. I felt like my dream was giving me a glimpse of the future, I looked at my wife, she didn't seem angry anymore. She was pretty. She had dark hair, and a tattoo on her right shoulder that went down to just above her forearm. It was all black, no color. I had been thinking during my whole dream, holy shit this dream has lasted forever, and it made me worry a little bit. Right after looking at my wife though, it came to an end. There's so many things I left out because I couldn't remember, this dream was truly something else.