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I was in a desert. Very dry, sandy. I had a gun in my hand and a couple of Ocarina of Time characters were next to me. They were also holding guns. We came to a hill and tented right there. Then a hoard OF ZOMBIES APPEARED!!! Everyone shot at them and we ran back home

I was at my house in my parents' room. My dad said he could play guitar and said he'd show me how to play sometime. But he never did

At this doing i became semi-lucid
In a forest, I saw one penguin in a cage and three baby penguins holding on to the cage. The father said, "Run run!" And so they did.
They came upon a glass with people inside it and screamed, "Help help!" But no one came. They ran into a room with shelves and found a turtle. They picked it up and ran into another room. Here they found a TALKING turtle. They switched the turtles, making them handle the talking one. The forest turned into my house and one of the penguins turned into me. Whore-ay. And I took care of the turtle and we went to some castle themed amusement park The end.

I was in a town, next to me was a girl, who looked a lot like Goldilocks! She was pulling a red wagon. We walked in a small downtown area for awhile and entered a gated parking lot. The girl turned into my mother, the wagon into her car. I took my seat in the passenger's front seat. We tried leaving the lot when a large, fat man who looked like Ed from the movies, "Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead", and "Paul". He closed the gate demanding my mother to take him somewhere. My mom refused and got out of the car. The GATED parking lot then morphed into a regular, ungated parking lot. And my mother morphed into my friend Sarah C. We walked on the sidewalk and ran in to a park. We started jogging around the track. On the side of the track was my 6th grade P.E. teacher holding a timer. She yelled, "COME ON GUYS, YOU CAN DO IT!" We kept running and running when that dream, ended.

I was in a room, painted a sort of orangey-brown color. An asian man... who I believe to be....(wait for it).... forceez..... was sitting on a wooden bench. From a 3rd person view I began to give him a blowjob... -__-
Thank God, that dream ended quickly.

I have been attempting to do a WILD for about a week. Only once was i ALMOST successful. It was my fault that i thought of water and began to dream that i was swimming ever so epicly... ANYWAYYYS Here go the story of last night...4/24/11 T_T

I lay in my bed, on my back. I close my eyes and take three deep breathes. After, i say..."One...I am dreaming....Two...I am dreaming...Three...I am dreaming," and so on. However once I get to 20, i start over. It will keep me awake as my body falls asleep. I then folllow my hypnogogic imagery. Just watching the colorful blotches swim by. Oh how they are beautful and make me want to get up and take a dump in the cold...cold bathroom. After 10-15 minutes a dream forms...A dream of forest...And i'm like ZOMG LUCID DREAM TIME D But no...Instead I dream this sorta fun shit:

I'm in the forest...It smells of pine and sex... I walk on a path only to find a car. A black car shaped like the Mach 5 in that confusing ass Speed Racer movie/show.. But I did like that movie..Anyways. Near the car I find my "friend," Ryan, who i declare as that little chubby guy that likes candy..Kinda like that guy from iCarly. For some reason there is a round mini map on my bottom right view pointing towards a "?". I drive that way only to find a big, black house with the girl that I like inside. I begin to deflower her. As I come out of the room I see Ryan err masturbating and he admits his undying love for me. With that scary statement I drive off into the night and crash into a random tree in the forest. I curse that tree, and die...

I wake up..still scared fromt the sight of a friend masturbating.. and go to school...I am still haunted by that dream..;_;