Semi sick and twisted

We hitchhiked to a hotel far away in the middle of no were. I had a steak knife and my friend was laying on his back he said "kill me" so my first stab I tryed for his heart but cought his rib and he winced the second stab it went through and he made no sound. I thought it worked but he shouted now u have to kill me this hurts! He rolled onto his stomach and I Tryed for the heart again from the back when I looked it was a mess it looked as if someone opened a can of beef veg. Soup the next cut seen it was me and my girl as if I killed her I asked her to write a suCide note she said she was not worried about it and that I should leave lol. I told her that I was not hitchhiking again I'll wait till morning.