The Erratic dreams of StaySharp

Split Finger or Zombie Freeman:
Two dreams with a nearly similar end. I was in an electronics shop talking with someone while being in the body of another person. I looked at my pointing finger (no clue which side) and noticed there was a deep cut in it, and one side was white, probably dead. I did some other stuff; I think I was talking to the staff there. The next time I looked at my finger it was completely split in half, and I was only able to properly control one side, while the other moved erratically. Then I woke up simultaneously to thinking: "Dream fucking fuck" (direct quote).
The alternative was me in a long hall with red carpet and a lot of doors, seeing Gordon Freeman as a zombie swinging with his cane, coming in my direction. This time with me waking up simultaneously to thinking: "Whoa, fucking fuck" (direct quote).

Sasuke Ghost + Materialization + Wormhole = Silence:
I was (3rd person I think) floating above a grey city. All buildings were slightly damaged, however completely empty, no people no furniture no other stuff. Just plain walls. I saw Sasuke floating around with a cloak and glowing red eyes, he was sort of a ghost. Something happened which materialized him and he smashed into a small building, revealing a violet/blue glowing wormhole which swallowed him.

Spoiler for Odd dice game (Sexual Content):

I was in an unknown room with an nice looking girl and we were about to have sex, however she had pain upon starting normally, so she told me to search for an alternative. I had 2 six-sided dice which could produce 10 different results each (well, nice dream paradox) and threw them for an idea. They showed 1 and 2, of which one meant "Anal". So I asked her for an opinion but after noticing she was frozen like a crashed program I woke up
I also remember there was an bathroom involved at some point of this dream, I think right before we went into the bedroom, but not sure.

Save the crocodile:
I was walking on a normal street, a few people were annoying me. I came acrosse a sandbox with a small bridge which turned into a pool with a few crocodiles. I fell into the pool and grabed one of the heavily injured crocodiles, and carried it with me. The same bridge suddenly extended over a vast see with an island in the iddle. Inside was a huge gate with an ridiculously huge room behind. I saw some sort ofbig endboss which I had to fight in order to save the crocodile.

Violation of natural laws:
I was in a complex of two buildings that sort of extended underground and were connected above the ground. There were thunderstorms all over the place but the clouds were just a few meter above the ground. The connection was flooded but rather than flowing down the water stayed up there. Down in one of the buildings I found an odd pyramid, I brought the top of it back into its original shape through some impossible geometric modifications.

Sort of lucid:
I was in my current home town and I have been fighting some people together with a few companions. Without reason I did an nose-plug RC and noticed I was dreaming, however I didn't understand at all what that means and just continued with the dream, being in a hazy state of mind.