superchaz

Side Notes
I attempted to use Yuppie's DEILD techique to go lucid. I failed as I woke up out of the dream as I thought it was morning. Turned out it was 2am and I didn't get back to sleep well. This dream felt so long.

Dream
I walked out as Randy Orton on the stage of RAW. I almost looked like a videogame version of Orton. I started speaking about equal chances for wrestlers to get shots at titles and I think Trish Stratus came out behind as I was speaking.

The dream then cuts to a travel bus with WWE Divas doing each others hair in front of mirrors like it was a salon. Hornswoggle came out of the floor (more or less) and scared them all.

Then it cut back to me and then to the Divas.

WWE Monday Night RAW and CM Punk is in the ring and for some reason is insulting Booker T.

He says some mean things about Booker T's wife and shows some unfavourable pictures of her on the screen. Booker T's wife was white in the dream and looked like Pamela Anderson and Trish Stratus.

She hand many poses and was in bikinis in nearly all of the photos, Booker T had enough and got up from the commentator table and walked away as he walked CM Punk showed the photo reel again. It stopped before the last photograph and I remembered that there was one photo left and then it showed up again.

A few weeks ago CM Punk went on a tirade against Vince McMahon and the WWE saying what was wrong with the WWE today, sounding like an old man.

In my dream I interrupted CM Punk and said that he should call out everybody in the WWE superstars from RAW and SmackDown and make them fight. He did this and then I said that this is what everybody wants to see and then everybody started fighting. It wasn't only RAW vs Smackdown, it was every man for himself. I jumped and got Alberto Del Rio in his finisher (cross-arm breaker) and people were just fighting.

The dream then fast fowarded to the next week where the recap footage was playing and Vince McMahon called me out ,demanded what I thought I was doing blah blah blah. I told him it was in the fans best interest and thats it.

Side Note
During the assembly of the WWE wrestler I kept seeing the Transformer Cliffjumper in G1 form. I think its because he's red.