I'm in my bed, well, a bed. It feels unreal or something. I know that it's not my bed and I start hearing things, I want to turn around, make myself comfortable but I can't. My arms, fingers, legs, feet, toes, I can't move them. But this doesn't frighten me, it annoys me at most. I try to relax and hope it makes the noise go away, it doesn't all the while my body just feels like it's getting heavier and heavier. A door opens, I hear footsteps and even though I haven't seen the room I'm in the enire dream I "sense" that the position of the bed has changes. The person in the room is now sitting on the side of the bed, I feel my body dropping a few inches. The person starts to speak and I can now hear it's a female. She talks and stands up again but I can't remember or understand what she's saying. I thought or hoped she would leave the room but she doesn't. She keeps talking to me and walks around the room and still I can not move. She get's close, closer and now start to get in bed with me. I still can't move and my face has been facing the wall so I still have now idea who this woman is. But she's lying next to me now, judging by the weight she put in bed I'm guessing it's a big woman, but big as in large not fat. Now she turns around to me and whispers into my ear, I think she was telling me who she was but I didn't believe her. I was getting sick of this shit and really want to move now and get out of here and the moment the woman touched my head I snapped free. I leaped out of the room and looked back, she sat up and stared at me, with eyes that lit up like a cat at night. I could see now that I was in my room, but at the same time it wasn't. But I didn't have time for all this standing around, I wanted to get away from her, I also needed to take a dump. So I decide to get out of bed and go downstairs to go to the toilet. While I walk down the stairs I decide to slide on on the railing (haven't done this since I was a kid) when I'm almost down I make a jump and land in the hallway. And here's the important part, when I land I go through my knees to ease the landing, as I get up I kind of jump or float up slightly. But I didn't think about it. I go to the toilet and sit there for a while and I recall my jump and how weird it was. Then this thought popped in my head; I'm not lucid dreaming am I? In waking life before I do reality checks I observe my surroundings, the feel temperature, sounds all that. Back to the dream. So I had this thought, I looked around in our toiletroom (it's a very small room just the toilet) I touched the wall in front of me and thought no, this can't be a dream this is real. But I start to think back, where was I before the jump? The bedroom I came out of wasn't my room like it is now. Nothing made sense, but the wall was so real! Finally I do the nose plug RC and I'm shocked. I can still breath! I touch the wall again look at the lamp above me, it's all there, just in real life, nose plug RC still breathing. So it's true, I am lucid dreaming and am overwhelmed with this euphoric feeling. But I try to stay calm. Still once I look at the wall that looks so real I doubt it once again, the RC could be wrong if this was a dream I could float around. I then look at my legs, and see I still have my pants down, but that doesn't matter. I look down and try to make myself go up, and I do! Slowly I feel my cheeks seperating from the toiletseat and I drop back down. I'm now completely baffled and just sit there for a moment with my hands to my face in disbelief. I try it again, I lift up very stable to my surprise, and make a 360 degree turn and sit down again. Now for the dumbest part. I wanted to get out of the restroom, but then I was thinking about wiping. So I wipe, float around a bit and wipe again which causes me to lose lucidity.