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Non-dream Dream

Today I recalled a ton of totally random fragments:

Fragment 1:

I rented a harley and I am returning it to the dealer. The bike has a huge key. The owner is very trusting.

Fragment 2:

I am looking for a parking space for father's day lunch. I am waiting forever for a car to pull out and when it finally does it turns out to be a handicapped spot. Now all of a sudden the parking lot is completely empty.

Fragment 3:

My dad changed his entire back yard around. He fired the guy who cleans his bbq and I was really sad. The guy did a good job and didn't really break the bbq. The back yard was kind of shaped like an octagon.

Fragment 4:

I am driving by a cemetery. I am doing something dangerous or illegal and we are in some kind of trouble. Some chick in the car is getting bit by a snake from the road. I am driving this huge bike-like vehicle and started shouting "I don't want to get bit by the black widow!" Nobody believes me that there is a black widow on my bike. I stop and someone takes it off for me. Then I go to my parents house.

Fragment 5:

I am in a bar hustling people with some kind of magical device. We are playing for some kind of strange currency - almost like long bendable skis. Some guy walks by completely naked with his penis hanging out. I tried hard to ignore him.

Who was the girl with me?

I end up losing whatever we were betting on.

Non-Dream Dream

I recalled 3 decent fragments and a few other one liners today.

Dream 1:

I am at an amusement park that is full of pedafiles. I am on top of a roller coaster with some asian guy and the roller coaster must have broken down because we have to climb down 1000 stories to the ground.

Dream 2:

My fiance and I acquire a lion for a pet. The lion turns on us and we are forced to set it free. We decide to do this on our street and the lion gets hit by a car.

Dream 3:

I am on vacation at some kind of country club or resort. There is a restaurant building surrounded by a large grassy area. About 100 yards from the restaurant there is a large spa with a bunch of people in it, me included. There is a man wearing a dress shirt, tie, and suit jacket fully submerged in the spa. When he gets up I can see that he has no pants on (lol) and his penis is popping out under his suit jacket. After the penis show, I head up the hill to the restaurant and meet my fiance. I am wearing a bad-ass robe. I make out with my fiance in our booth at the restaurant until the staff tells us to go to the sex room in the back. Awesome...

Moments later I find myself on the roof of the restaurant (alone). I roll off of the roof onto the grass. My mom brings me into the restaurant and I have to help our chef find some magical ingredients to save the day (or to save me, not too sure here).

Other dream snippets:

-Bowling on a Friday night
-I was back on Pam Ln again (childhood home)
-I went on a hike and there was a snake