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    1. Catching Shrimp

      by , 09-10-2012 at 03:44 AM
      Non-dream Dream

      Dream 1:

      Did this a few times - 1. Buy 2 white bricks (drugs) and a lighter. 2. Go into a secret door in a hotel and use the lighter to see. 3. Find a secret room downstairs - pay hookers and do the drugs.

      A fine ass prostitute came up to my hotel room right before my wedding. We are ready to go but she has to pee. Then my wife gets back early from wherever she was. She tells me we have to do some wedding thing where we have to dance around all of our guests. We go outside and there is a huge pool with all of the guests seated around it. We all dance in a line around the pool. The hookers were invited and we were on roller blades.


      Dream 2:

      I pick up some dirt with my Dad's truck. I am with Bender from Futurama. Someone steals the truck. I become a cloud and I can see Fry's (from Futurama) face stretched around the planet. Then my wife and I are swimming in the ocean with a big net. I am explaining how to catch shrimp. We drag the net through the water and catch one shrimp. My wife is so excited.
    2. Wedding Sex Games

      by , 09-07-2012 at 04:03 AM
      Non-dream Dream

      I am at my wedding reception and people are playing a very strange wedding game by the pool. Everyone at the wedding gets in a big circle, head to back, and they stick their dick in the ass of the person in front of them. Me and 4 other people refuse to participate, even when KTC asks me to go behind her. I am upset because later I find out my wife participated. They were going for some kind of world record.


      Dream 2:

      I see myself in a mirror. I don't recall what my face looked like but my back looked very weird and hairy.
      Tags: mirror, sex, wedding, wife
      Categories
      non-lucid
    3. Post Wedding Party

      by , 09-03-2012 at 03:45 AM
      Non-dream Dream

      Dream 1:

      Everyone threw a big post wedding party for me where I receive more gifts. It was at my old house on Pam Ln. I am sitting in a big chair in the driveway opening presents. Cousins R&M give me a ton of shit - can't remember what. An old guy from my Dad's side gives me dessert. The party ends
      (or so I thought) around 11pm and I leave. I go around banging chicks until around 11am - the last chick was crazy tight. I get back to the house and everyone is still there PISSED because I left. Apparently my Aunt E was late and I was supposed to wait for her. I open her gift then everyone leaves - 13hrs later LOL.

      Dream 2:

      I am playing a game at the pool guessing food and drinks.
      Categories
      non-lucid
    4. Rude Family Members

      by , 08-28-2012 at 03:30 AM
      Non-dream Dream

      I am at a wedding of one of my wife's family members. Everyone is giving them cash as gifts but we forgot to bring a gift. We frantically scramble to find $200. We give it to the couple in front of all the guests and they said they didn't want it. They said "checks only - we have too much cash now." We are VERY pissed and this tears the family apart. I just walk away but I regret not saying anything.


      False awakening - I wake up and start writing the dream in my journal then I wake up for real after a minute or so (common).
    5. Crappy Wedding Gifts

      by , 08-22-2012 at 03:18 AM
      Non-Dream Dream

      Dream 1:

      I have to rescue my cats a bunch of times from the neighbors yard / house. I get caught inside of her house and she is very understanding.


      Dream 2:

      I have to pick up JK from some city past Anaheim Hills on the 91 freeway.

      Dream 3:

      M&J tell me about how they were in the finals for summer bowling but they got beat. Nobody liked them.

      Dream 4:

      I am opening wedding gifts and people are being very cheap. Getting $0-$50 checks.
    6. Mushroom Cloud

      by , 08-20-2012 at 03:02 AM
      Non-dream Dream

      Dream 1:

      I am at the mall shopping for a gift for my wife. I decide to skimp on the gift on purpose and to surprise her with a vacation later. Everyone thinks I am a loser because I don't get her a present. I buy her another ring she wants.


      Dream 2:

      I am in my backyard having a pre-wedding party. There is weed hidden all over the yard. PH from work is there and gives me a huge handshake. I am out on the lawn and I see all of teh clouds in the sky get pulled down to the ground a few miles away. The clouds then explode into a mushroom cloud. I yelled "mushroom cloud!" and tell everyone to get inside. I knew that a war was starting so I frantically look for my wife. I felt like the radiation from the blast would hit at any moment and we would die, then I woke up.
      Categories
      non-lucid
    7. Alien Judges

      by , 08-16-2012 at 02:04 AM
      Non-dream Dream

      Dream 1:

      I am in a crazy Workaholics dream where we are trying to outdo each other in everything. We are going on water slides in the wilderness. There is also lots of fighting (play fighting I think).

      Dream 2:

      We are at the wedding and my Dad gives the welcome toast too early when everyone is walking into the reception area. Nobody really hears him or pays attention. The wedding coordinator makes him do it again once everyone is seated.


      Dream 3:

      I am subbing in a basketball league and I'm playing mad defense. I am blocking and stealing everything. I also made ~1/2 of my shots and almost dunked on someone. People were amazed and very frustrated.


      Dream 4:

      Me and some people are taking turns flying a space ship to Mars. We are practicing our landings. I dominated.

      Dream 5:

      There are a bunch of beings that were judging people. I believe the setting is the Pam Ln backyard. They turn blue if you are OK and green if you are not OK. There is a little boy in front of me. I am in my underwear. I steal something from the little boy's backpack - a bunch of hard drives, wine and beer.***. All of the beings turn yellow (which I guess is even worse than green) and I am very embarrassed. I think I am going to prison. Somehow they let me have a do-over and I got off the hook. They said I have to throw a tennis ball off of the thin strip of wood above the garage door, then catch it in the dark in order to be spared. My cats were there too.

      ***Did something much worse too
    8. Protein Assay Before Wedding

      by , 08-15-2012 at 01:56 AM
      Non-dream Dream

      It is the morning of my wedding and I am in lab running a BCA protein assay. A few other people including my wife and JF are there too. I am in a lab coat with only my white briefs underneath. JF asks me if I want to go with him to get some clothes and I say "as long as I'm back in 1hr to finish the BCA assay." We head off. He is driving a black car with a manual transmission. We go through one of those exit arms - this one requires the 1st guy to call a number then we take a ticket to exit.

      Next we are at a bar with JF, BU and my brother and it is about 3hrs before the wedding. We take a few shots and have some beers. The bartender chick congratulates me.
      Categories
      non-lucid
    9. Flying Through A Casino

      by , 08-07-2012 at 12:17 AM
      Non-Dream Dream Lucid Dream

      Dream 1:

      I am in a very evil place. I am not sure if I belong here as I am kind of on the fence between being good / evil. It looks like an apartment complex being renovated. I have an absolutely amazing stripper all to myself. She has dark hair and is very tall. She tells me that she works directly with the big boss so I can have her always (?!?).

      Dream 2:

      I am at some wedding in a casino where two groups are sharing the same reception area. The bride (a young black woman) comes up to me and says "I'm doing two dances today: one with my dad and one with you." I get up and leave when she turns away because I don't want to dance in front of everyone.

      I find some people after walking away from the wedding and I start teaching them how to fly. The act of flying renders me lucid.
      They ask if you have to flap your arms like wings and I say "it helps at first but it is not necessary." Then I show them that I can do it without flapping my arms. I start losing the dream so I yell "clarity" but it is too late.

      Dream 3:

      I am playing a very strange card game with lots of clubs - I recall having a King and Ace of clubs in one hand. My brother beats everyone with a pair of 8's. MF from work is in the game too. There are tons of strippers / hookers.

      Dream 4:

      I am in high school I think and I'm at a party. I am wearing some fat guys incredibly smelly jacket and I'm making everyone smell it. I think there might have been some drug use in the dream.

      Updated 09-27-2012 at 10:58 PM by 56962

      Categories
      lucid , non-lucid , dream fragment
    10. Bacteria Gas

      by , 07-28-2012 at 04:25 AM
      Non-dream Dream

      I recalled a couple of strange fragments today.

      Dream 1:

      I am at an Indian wedding. I wake up with the thought "keep up or you will forget."

      Dream 2:

      I am walking down the middle of a vacant Westwood Blvd. I am an expert bread baker. I take some kind of strange bacteria gas as a test for something. I think it removes marijuana from your system. The chick from Total Recall (Arnold's girl) is the person administering the gas. It stings my eyes really bad because of my eye condition at first but then I get used to it.

      Dream 3:

      My cats are fighting and V turns into a ferocious bear and pounces on S with incredible force.
    11. Lucid Wedding

      by , 07-26-2012 at 03:31 AM
      Non-dream Dream Lucid Dream

      I had a couple of very vivid dreams last night.

      Dream 1:

      I am about to have either tooth surgery or surgery on my testicles and I feel very frustrated. I am at my old Anaheim house. My parents are being a pain. They said they are "really busy" and wouldn't make it to the surgery until really late. My brother is helping me find a suit to wear to the surgery. I am having a child soon. I woke up with pain in my left testicle.

      Dream 2:

      I am playing baseball and TK is my coach. I'm not in the field because I need to sleep.

      Dream 3:

      Bowling is in the olympics and LA calls me so I can watch it.

      Dream 4:

      It is my wedding day and my brother is helping me out with the tux. Even though it is the day of the wedding we JUST got fitted for the tuxes and we (me, my brother, and bender from Futurama) go to get them just 5 minutes before the ceremony is about to start. I mingle with some guests - mostly my wife's co-workers. Some older lady asks me where ___ (cant remember his name) is and I reply "sorry I have no idea who he is." She gets really sad and asks if he is dead and I say "I don't know" and I rush down to get my tux.

      After getting the tux, the trip back to the mingling area is very difficult. There is an obstacle course very similar to the show Wipeout. Every time I try to pass one particular spot I say "Is this really what it's like getting out of a prostate?"
      Everyone laughs (?!?).

      On the way up to the ceremony I realize that my worst fear has come true. We are minutes from the ceremony and my tux isn't on, we didn't practice our first dance, I didn't prepare a speech for later that evening, I really didn't know what was going on at all. Then I realize that everything will be ok and I am at peace.

      I reach the holding room where my wife is waiting for me. She asks me a question and I snap into awareness.
      I say "But this is a dream!" The look on my wife's face at this moment after telling her this is a dream is one of the saddest things I have ever seen. She is crushed. She really wants the wedding to be perfect and I do too. She starts crying and I say "It's OK, it's OK," but she runs out of the room. I fly after her for a short while but she has disappeared. Everything goes black. I try to fight it but I eventually wake up.

      I was lucid for about 15 seconds. I have no idea what triggered the DILD but I think it had to do with the strange timing of the wedding (nothing being prepared, etc...).

      Dream 5:

      I am a left fielder playing in a baseball game and I can't catch a fly ball. I misjudge all of the balls hit to me or lost them in the lights.

      Updated 08-08-2012 at 03:58 AM by 56962

      Categories
      lucid , non-lucid , memorable , dream fragment
    12. Major League Debut

      by , 07-17-2012 at 02:18 AM
      Non-dream Dream

      Lots of tiny fragments today:

      Fragment 1:

      I am making my major league baseball debut with the Angels. I am playing right field for some reason (SS,3B,P in real life) and I am doing very well. I get an outfield assist after backing up an errant throw to first base.

      Fragment 2:

      I am at my wedding and everything is going very well. I look awesome. I am snowboarding at the wedding with my brother and AC, and I am doing well. The venue is MG but it changed to the Anaheim back yard. We get put on the spot frequently throughout the wedding but we don't give a sh*t.

      Fragment 3:

      I am bowling and Em is there directing / coaching people.

      Fragment 4:

      I am talking to Obama.
    13. Everyone Goes Psycho

      by , 07-15-2012 at 06:28 AM
      Non-Dream Dream

      Dream 1:

      My dad goes completely psycho. We are watching someone's wedding to get ideas for mine and he starts playing really loud music on some kind of device. He continues to do similar things to disturb the wedding and I am very embarrassed. It gets so bad that my mom wants to divorce him.

      Then my fiance goes psycho at a fair with my cousin LG, her husband CG, their friends and some co-workers (now that I think about it this dream might have taken place at my work, not a fair). We have TONS of weed. My fiance totally embarrasses me by being rude to everyone, always saying the wrong things and she even crashed her car into 4 other people.

      Then we are at a party at my cousin LG's house and there is a huge slip n slide with boats going around it. They laid some kind of paste down on the slip n slide to make the boats stick to the path.

      Then I am taking all of these people to the airport. My fiance's co-workers are there talking mad shit on my fiance - saying "she likes drama, she likes gossiping," some other stuff and that "this time she went too far." i have to pay everyone for the damage she has caused and I think they forgive her. One of my best friend's (AC) brother, NC, starts giving me a ton of shit too. He starts talking shit on my fiance and my mom. He wants to fight my mom for something really minor and stupid. I calm everything down again
      (common theme - in all these dreams I am resolving problems).

      Dream 2:

      I am REALLY good and hockey and soccer. I am playing a game that is a combo of 1/2 hockey and 1/2 soccer. I score 14 goals in one game.

      I don't play these sports in real life so it was kinda fun.

      Dream 3:

      I am visiting a college and they are having some kind of baseball all-star event. Chone Figgins is there (location looks like the small science quad by Charles Young Hall at UCLA) and he is on the Colorado Rockies. I am hanging out with some cool kids and they trick me into doing a bunch of weird stuff. They get me to do some sort of ritual - I eat a large bowl of what they call bread (it was really just pretzels and some other snacks) then I go to a public shower and put water over my head. This ritual is supposed to turn all of the water into blood (not sure why we wanted to do this). It doesn't work. I am very pissed off because they have wasted 1/2 a day of my vacation to humiliate me. I laugh it off, pretending it didn't bother me, but then I punch one of the guys in the throat (hard, I can rarely throw punches in dreams so this was also cool). I tell him that if he ever pulled shit like that again I would kill him.

      He apologizes and later comes up to me scared shitless and says "we can just keep this between us, right?" I say "no problem." I walk around until I find the all-stars again. They are swimming or something. I move on to the all-star football game where the kick-off almost makes it out of the stadium. I almost start playing in the game but I wake up.

      Note - Before the shower incident i am running around trying to find the shower and some chick is running next to me, late for class or something. She is very cute. She thinks I am a weirdo for running next to her so I pretended to be racing her in a funny way. I look back at her and say something clever (I am very witty at this moment). It is obvious that she thinks I am cute and says "oh, well hello" seductively. Unfortunately I am in a rush to get to the shower so I just say "hello" back. I have the feeling that it was enough to score with her later.

      Updated 08-07-2012 at 06:30 PM by 56962

      Categories
      non-lucid
    14. Wedding On Mars

      by , 06-02-2012 at 03:44 AM
      Non-Dream Dream

      I was able to recall fragments from 3 dreams today:

      Dream 1:

      My old baseball coach, TK, is my current bowling coach and is being very mean. I quit on him.

      Note - he is very nice in real life

      Dream 2:

      The devil is chasing me into a large bathroom (or locker room) at UCLA. He is flushing all of the toilets and flooding the rooms. I am able to escape the scene by flying. It becomes apparent later that the devil and I are friends. He got a girlfriend and got her pregnant.

      Dream 3:

      This dream is very relevant to real life as I am getting married in 3 months.

      It is the day of my wedding and we are all on mars. My fiance's entire family shows up late (we are actually expecting her family to be late) and one of our good friends (El) shows up in shorts and a t-shirt. Luckily we have a spare suit for him to wear. Right before heading out to do the ceremony I get a bloody nose. Whenever I blow my nose chunks of food come out with the blood, specifically green bell peppers. The gardeners who recently planted our front lawn were there too along with my boss's wife, who is disgusted by what we are saying/doing (apparently we were acting rather childish).

      Updated 08-01-2012 at 04:30 AM by 56962

      Categories
      non-lucid , dream fragment