Scionox's Journal of Dreams

Dream recall from a non-lucid nap. Slightly weird one.

I was in some purple-ish room, the room is pretty dark one also and there are some weird bloody heads on the walls, like trophies, but also like deformed human heads. There's also a bed with some kid in it. At this point i hear someone talking to me from the right, telling me that kid needs better weapon, i don't look for the source of voice. A menu opens with a list of weapons, there are skulls, bones and other weird things, current weapon set is some deformed skull, which is apparently too weak, so i change it for some sort of furless cat that gets to sit on kid's head and it's able to shoot pretty big triple dark-purple laser.
Kid wakes up and voice from the right says that he might need some training. I materialize two stacks of huge playing cards in the middle of the room and the kid starts playing with them. Voice from the right starts explaining that the next level for the kid is going to be in school, with enemies possibly more powerful than he even faced before. I get annoyed that one of the card stacks blocks my view on the door for some reason as the kid is about to go out. Dream ends shortly.