MoSh's DJ: The Best Dream Journal in The Universe.

Space weird.

I capture some aliens in the really small device so they can't enter my dimension. On the device there's something that you pull back and then push in really fast. I pull it and push sh bak in and see the aliens get shot through a portal back into their own dimension.

2 Blondes

Asuka is blonde and she invites someone over to my house by the name of "Linda." This Linda is also blonde (note: I once saw a psychic that said my future wife would be named Linda, the description i was given sounded like someone who was asian with bleach blond hair.). I this Linda person shows up. i realize that I know her. But she also looks like several other lindas that I know. (one linda i know in didsbury, and the other being my first gf). I realize I am seeing the person as an archetype of 'Linda"

other note; My first name is Robert. when i was growing up my best friends parents were "Robert and Linda." In the movie Wedding singer there was also a couple named Robert and Linda. I have also met a few other couples in my life who's names were Robert and Linda.

Super WTF Old people triathalon.

I get flung into a portal from somewhere and wind up in a dream from when i was in about grade seven . i just got back from a class feild trip but I don't have a ride home. I see Corey W. so i go to run up to him to see if his parents can give me a ride. But then I see that he's getting a ride with Shawna T. (Not the Shawna from my inner world lol.) and her mother. I get this distinct feeling that I'm not to approach corey now. I walk down the street and watch him and Shawna get into her mother's car. Her mother is glaring at me meanly. She looks a bit like the Ice Queen from the Narnia movie. In fact her face seems to be covered in ice... It's creepy.

They drive off and I continue walking on the street and notice I'm close to a dream park that I use to go to. I come to a four way intersection in a large city and there's old people crossing the road at the green light. As I'm crossing a car goes to stop but doesn't do so until after I watch it cleanly run over and old man. all the other old people start freaking out. I go to avoid the cars and go around the building.

I am running now behind the building. All these old people are now like zombies and they are trying to grab for me. In the middle of this I think, "This is very much like a dream." but I forget to RC. I run into this weird area with Building blocks? they are all blue. Cyclic13 is there but he's a dis embodied voice.It scares me and I jmp back to the path.

now I'm in a psych ward that's connected to a mall. I run right past the security people and their exit. Good thing they didn't mistake me for a patient. I then switch to third person view and notice I am a young blond man with unfamiliar features.

Super WTF threesome

I see myself as the blond guy entering the same house I was in from a few dreams before. I go up to the two blonde women and have a threesome... but it's wierd either their pelvic areas merge and I do them that way... or i had 2 dicks or something. Definitely a dream I would have enjoyed more in 1st person

★★★

School weird

i'm in some class in school supposed to be doing some assignment. But I wait for the class to finish, i figure I'll just do the assignment at home. Meggy from MM is sitting in front of me. so I ask her for some notes. I see her notebook and there's things written about me in there. I say, "woah you still write about me? WTF?" she laughs and says something i can't recall. Get this: apperently the Assignment is about Pokemon and how different groups use pokemon. I can see different cartoon characters with different pokemon.

Class ends. I find corey in the hallway and he invites me to hang out with him. I follow him outside He goes around the tthe bach of the school where there's a cliff and jumps off. I follow him down andfocus on the spot i want to land. When i do now I'm at another cliff, but fear suddenly strikes me. I muster up the courage to jump the next cliff but As soon as I do the dream rewinds. Now I think i am playing a video game because I am watching myself from 3rd person perspective, I try to move myself to follow corey but I wake up.

Bridge

I'm driving on a mountain and come across a destroyed bridge. I can see construction crew rebuilding it. so then i go to some house and later decid to climb over the mountain to get where I'm going. I walk into the woods with someone i can't recall. I suddenly zoom to third person perspective and see that i have shape shifted into a bear. I am knocking over small trees and eating them...

Later I get to the other side of the mountain now in normal form. I enter a building with the person and we are looking for something but I find that one of the doors are blocked off.

dog

i'm in some living room. a woman wants to show me something, so she opens a case and a strange dog jumps out of the case. t's nose is longer than it's jaw and it bites me on the arm a lot. I sit on the couch and I notice the woman is fat, but i sit beside her and hold her hand anyway.