CoffinCakes

Short list of what happened (I'll try to explain in better detail later):

I was looking in the mirror and had a beard.

Jon wore a purple shirt that comes above his chest. It looked ridiculous. He said he got it from the laundry.

Jon and Dakota were in the kitchen, as was I, when I seen Mama coming up the drive-way from the window. She tossed a small box at me that had something to do with two languages that was going to be Jon's Christmas present. He tried to get it because he didn't know what it was, but I managed to hide it from him.