So I was like, “hey subconscious give me a good dream” and he’s like “no.” And I’m like “okay screw you ima suck on a random woman’s boobs” and he’s like “fine I’ll put you on a high building” and I’m like “nope” and I swing down from there. He still yet says “nope it’s real life now here wake up to the alarm” and I still say “screw you I’m going back to sleep” And he finally is like “okay you wanna be perverted? Fine here’s that hot friend of your sister enjoy losing your lucidity” But I one up him and say “screw you I’m going to develop her as an actual character” And that, kids, is how I met my wife.
Falling with style: the anime
Updated 01-06-2020 at 08:52 PM by 92249
So I’m in this box right, and I’m trying to get some pussy, but the only pussy there is my sister which obviously doesn’t work. I go around some more but there’s old pussy and child pussy both of which don’t work. I move onto watching some Pixar movie but it’s sad as usual and I start crying. Oh yeah, and did I mention I was a pussy myself? Sigh... sex is weird in dreams
So I’m with my crush but I can’t even talk nor hear her so that sucks. And we’re stuck in a building that basically is like, for real, you’re supposed to love it forever, which is even worse. And that’s not even the bad part. I am forced to listen to country music, which I generally hate, and I can’t even accomplish any of my goals. Oh, when will I have a good dream!