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A few months ago I had this incredible dream I title E N I G M A. It's not entirely lucid, but I hope this inspires people. This is re-typed up in a more usual way since the official entry (https://www.reddit.com/r/LucidDreami..._2020/fj5r395/) I tried to show how mysterious and unusual this dream was. The dream begins in New York City and I sense something out of my vision, so I go to check it out. I re-experience my best flying dream, SOAR, where I see the clouds trail by in the blue sky, feeling the wind blow past my face. I grab a cloud and feel it against my skin, with my previous shout "Sugoi" used as a powerful anchor. The scene transitions and I lower myself down to the ground, where I am in CHARISMABBY, a dream where I hung out with my crush in Taj Mahal. With the sweet nostalgia remaining in the background, I see a golden diamond trinket in the middle of the hallway, and pick it up. I then see myself in a big beautiful garden from my dream New Telekinesis, and pick a flower from below. This leads to another completely different scene: I'm in Ice, Ice Baby, where I had experimented with ice powers in a cold landscape. I see a hint of the northern lights, and I transition this to complete darkness, resembling TRUE SYNESTHESIA, where I had seen music as colors. Here the colors flow very nicely, as if the song originally from CHARISMABBY had been transposed to this dream. I become lucid and summon my dream guide to talk to her for a while. The rest of the dream is in darkness, but it is reaffirming the strength of the beginning.
I'm walking with my sister but it's just sand. I rip up money for seemingly no good reason. (this dream is extremely difficult to turn into a meme, as the guitar playing is hard to phrase in a bad way)
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hey what a nice place *candles blown out* GAHHHH ITS SO CREEPY "just kidding" WTF
Black men pray for something so I bless the rains down in Africa. Except in Chinese style.
Ohohohohohohohoo im so mysterious heres a random puzzle that you probably wont bother to solve and only makes my dream journal more confusing solution? it's soar but with easter eggs it's charismabby but with easter eggs it's beautiful garden but with easter eggs it's ice ice baby but with easter eggs it's true synthesia but with easter eggs this dream should honestly be renamed to "easter eggs: the dream".
So I was cautiously avoiding a flood when a mysterious girl confronted me saying I must have cheated. But that’s obviously not the case. Regardless she still claims she has all the answers. I ask and She basically responds, trivially p doesn’t equal np, Abby was a free spirit who had a different route from me, Fhanz is fueled by revenge and Virsieras is my perfect model. The first could be an answer to real life. The second is obvious. For the third, it could be said that I’d given up on revenge for Abby and he resolves the conflict between my rational and emotional sides by connecting together and “avenge” instead by having better relations especially with family. And finally Virsieras could be modeled after my friend Liz who has only appeared in one dream herself. This means I should be more ambitious.
Updated 02-20-2020 at 05:06 AM by 92249
So I was like, “hey subconscious give me a good dream” and he’s like “no.” And I’m like “okay screw you ima suck on a random woman’s boobs” and he’s like “fine I’ll put you on a high building” and I’m like “nope” and I swing down from there. He still yet says “nope it’s real life now here wake up to the alarm” and I still say “screw you I’m going back to sleep” And he finally is like “okay you wanna be perverted? Fine here’s that hot friend of your sister enjoy losing your lucidity” But I one up him and say “screw you I’m going to develop her as an actual character” And that, kids, is how I met my wife.
Falling with style: the anime
Updated 01-06-2020 at 08:52 PM by 92249
So I’m in this box right, and I’m trying to get some pussy, but the only pussy there is my sister which obviously doesn’t work. I go around some more but there’s old pussy and child pussy both of which don’t work. I move onto watching some Pixar movie but it’s sad as usual and I start crying. Oh yeah, and did I mention I was a pussy myself? Sigh... sex is weird in dreams
So I’m with my crush but I can’t even talk nor hear her so that sucks. And we’re stuck in a building that basically is like, for real, you’re supposed to love it forever, which is even worse. And that’s not even the bad part. I am forced to listen to country music, which I generally hate, and I can’t even accomplish any of my goals. Oh, when will I have a good dream!
As always don’t take this seriously. So I’m in this cave of spiderwebs and I’m horrible at jigsaw puzzles and it takes me forever just to have two fit together, they even fight other pieces. Ugh. So now I have to choose between a chad city and a forest virgin but I stupidly choose the forest and I end up singing some stupid song about friendship which lasts 40 seconds which is 41 seconds too long. Thank for this was a short dream.
This is still going on somehow. I’m jumping around a bit with which dream to choose. So I like, become lucid, and this animal that eats carrots appears and I’m like okay let’s have a DEATH BA— wait no you’ll just troll me— PIANO BATTLE! But he tried to burn me with fire 🔥 and I feel blue. There’s also a vampire standing there menacingly and my sis for some reason. DONT WORRY YOULL BE SAFE SIS! I AM POWAHHH! Sadly the vampire reveals he’s the most powerful character so, wahwahwahhhh...
The memes continue! Now with my third best dream. I’m at this futuristic choo choo station and this robot voice is all like WE WILL TAKE OVER—ER I MEAN THE NEXT TRAIN ARRIVES IN. My crush arrives hot and nice but for some stupid reason I choose my friend over her. That's right. I chose my friend. Whatever. Dream self is weird. And now I have to save this dumb penguin from being too hot even though I’m too cold. Okay that’s great. And now I can’t really fly either. Surely it couldn’t get any worse — AAAAAAA NOW YHE SUN IS IN MY EYES, and dammit I have to pee in real life. WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE SKY-- DAMMIT thunder almost struck me! At least no one's here to see me scared -- OH NO MY CRUSH IS HERE, and WHY AM I HEARING A VOICE THAT IS DECLARING MY PRESENCE!!! Thank god it’s over. Worst. Dream. Ever.
Updated 07-07-2020 at 11:15 PM by 92249
I had fun with the last one so here’s my next best dream as a dank meme So I’m fighting a ninja and it’s all like stabbystabbystabby and I’m like haha I’ll use my powers but this guys like nope the river has your powers now get stabbystabbystabbed so we just keep fighting and I keep getting stabbystabbystabbed and finally I land one hit but I end up in this stupid step class and I have to steppysteppystepstep and it’s stupid so I try to marry my crush but the classic song plays and some old guys like, you wanna get married and we both say YEET and we get all mushy and flower petals get in my face.