Aleksmy

So I was in my livingroom at the place I used to live. I took a RC. This was a resoult of doing RC irl I think so I'm happy with that. I saw that there was 2 of my dog. One of them was responding to me. The other one was ignoring me so I guessed that one was a fake. It was a bit dark so I tried turning on the lights, but it didn't work. I stabilized the dream by looking around. It worked fine.Suddenly the fake one flew out of the window. I didn't really care. Then my real dog got all intense like she always do when some one is coming. I heard a car drive in outside. I head for the door hoping to se my dream guide, but I used the term subconscious. When I opened the door I saw a person come out of the shadows. I was really exited since I haven't met my dream guide yet. But it only was this guy I know. He was wearing a suite and glasses so he seemed really smart. He said: You are under arrest. You will have a death sentence for what you have done. He took some handcuffs and I took them on voluntarily. Then my dream started to fade and I woke up, something that really sucked since I'm pretty curious to what I did to deserve a death sentence.

I was in a foodstore looking at the snus-selection (Snus is a form for smokeless tobacco that goes under the lip. Not the same as dip and chewing tobacco). When suddenly I found it harder to move. I got more and more paralyzed and suddenly I fell down to the floor. This isn't the first time happening in a dream so I did the nose pinch rc and it worked. I sort of forced my self up, still having problems to move though. I felt that the dream was starting to fade, so I tried the rubbing hands together technique. It didn't work that well, mostly becouse I was unsure and still am if I was going to focus and look at my hands or look at the environment. I saw a mate of mine buying ice cream when my dream started to fade again. I decided to try the spinning technique. This was really fun and I spun very fast. I closed my eyes and when I opened them I was at a buss-station in Oslo with some old friends, still lucid. The dream still wasn't stable enough, so i felt the wall, hugged it, smelt it. I even lifted up my shirt and rubbed my stomach against it. I probably got a little bit to intimate with the wall, but it was so real Anyways, after I was done humping the wall I started walking. I saw a janitor and decided that I hadn't done anything real fun in this dream. I pictured a gun in my pants, but my dream started to fade again so I rushed it. But when I pulled the gun up it wasn't there. And then I woke up. Any good techniques for stopping paralyzation and what I'm supposed to focus on during the handrubbing?

So I was in a hall at my school, there was two girls there drinking. This is stricktly forbidden, and since I already have been caught once I will be expelled forever if I get caught again. One of the girls offered me some booze and I accepted. The headmaster came in. I got pretty nervous. But all he said that someone had reported being raped by the two girls, which is pretty stupid since they aren't mean at all. I remembering trying to play innocent for some reason even though I had no part in it. I went to my room to get rid of my alcoholic breath. Here I realized that I was dreaming. I pinched my nose and I still was able breathe. I decided that I wanted to kill my headmaster. I tried to shape a sword by my hip but it didn't work, so I decided to use a rusty old sort that was on the table. I hid it under my sweather and went back. On my way, there was this group of people that was dancing. They told me to get closer. And so I did. I can't remember what they told me, but I almost lost my lucidity. I kept on walking and met my headmaster. My friend Eskil was sitting next to him, annoying him with one of his socks that he had put on his hand. We talked for a little while I think, but it made me convinced that he was a good guy since he was reading the manga, One Piece. I walked on where I met some of my other friends. I told them that this was all a dream. They looked at me with pretty stupid faces. I walked outside, where I flew around for a little while. I had full control. It was fantastic. I decided to try out creating the vizard mask from Bleach. This was inspired by Mzzkc's DJ. It's awesome. I took my hand up to my face and pulled down slowly. I felt some adrenaline flowing into my body but the end result was disappointing. I checked my reflection in a window of a car and I had no mask on. After this I woke up. This is the longest LD so far. It was plain awesome even though I didn't do a lot of crazy stuff.

So I was in New York. I'm from Norway so I do not know what I was doing there. I was walking down the streets checking all the hot women that I was walking by. I got pretty hot so I took my pants of and continiued to walk around in my boxers. Then I spotted this very beautiful woman and I decided to find her again by walking around the block and meeting her there. I never found the way and ended up at some party with a lot of old people. At this point I remembered that it was not the first time having this dream. Still didn't become lucid though. I kept on walking and I decided to check out the desert landscape that surrounded NY (shut up ). I had to cross the river to get there. I was now in some sort of slum. There was this big line of people that was going to cross. The only way to cross was to swim over. Screw it I thought and skipped the line. Here I met two black brothers who wanted me to pay for swimming over. I saw that none of the other people was paying so I refused. One of the brothers tried taking my money by force. I started punching him in the face. He started bleeding pretty bad and ran of to his mother who was further back. The other brother suddenly started to throw up a lot of blood. I'm talking serveral liters. The mother was crying a lot. It was pretty f*cked up.

I do not remember much of it, but it was sort of fun and random. There was this mother and her daughter. I think I might have dreamt about the daughter earlier on how she made money. Anyways, the mother was drinking alot. And she was telling her daughter that all life was about was alcohol and cleaning up after your man. The daughter got pretty sad and went to the store and used all her money on alcohol. It was pretty sad actually. But then Huey, Dewey, and Louie from the Donald cartoon came, and they figured out a smart plan. The daughter had an alarm clock that was very loud. The same as I am using, called Sonic Bomb. Huey, Dewey, and Louie called The child protection service and said that the mother allowed her daughter to have and use such a loud alarm clock. The Child Protection took the daugher away and everyone was happy. Why didn't Huey, Dewey, and Louie just say that the mother was an alcoholic and allowed her daughter to drink? I got no idea.

I was reading the bible on how to find the star I was looking for. A star just like in Super Mario. After a while I got to the top of the mountain and there the star was. As in Super Mario I guessed I had to jump on it, but I couldn't reach it so I fell all the way down. When I got down I was angry. There was a rattlesnake there. Out of anger I gave the snake a bitch slap. After that I decided to eat it since I was hungry. I took my right hand around his neck to strangle it. I used my left hand to hold it down by using 2 fingers which I placed between it's poisenous teeths. It managed to bite me in my finger just before it died but I remember no pain.

It was sort of a manly dream. If I were religious I would probably try to figure out the meaning of the dream because of the bible and the snake and so on, but no. I am just a man.

I was at an airport with my friend Petter. I thought to myself for some reason that I was dreaming. I pinched my nose and tried to breate. It worked. I left Petter and just walked around. I probably should have tried som stabilizing- techniques because I woke up.

Tried to create electricity with my hands, but it turned into an electricity-bomb. It didn't hurt me though. After that I tried to create flames with my hands. This turned into a regular bomb. Turned over a table and took cover behind it. It worked but I woke up.