non-lucid

In this dream,I woke up and saw that I was living inside a huge tree.I was wearing a unique attire and I didn't seem to realise that this is a dream,I thought it was real,so in a way,maybe this is a false awakening?Because I really believed I was a shaman in it and have a strange superpower,connecting the realm to another realms.

I went out of my 'tree',and did I mention that everything was black and white?It was like a classical movie and everything was so slow motion and it was killing me.A description of the place outside my 'tree' will be a river.A long river,with lanterns floating on it.The lanterns were not lighted.The river was like,a road,people walked on it just like we normally do on real surface.It was beautiful,really.And there was the biggest tree which I guessed to be the mayor's house,and I went there.(Oh,the roots of the trees were flooded because of the river,it's like the town of venice,but replace the houses with trees.)

What I saw inside the mayor's tree were four different people,two women,two men.(I was a man in this dream)The two women were both mage and healer,and the men were warriors.The mayor seemed to give us a mission,and the entire scene shifted to reveal the five of us outside,but this time,the peaceful and serenity of the village was changed to a chaotic environment.Evil dragons and witches attacked the village and we fought them.

The scene immediately changed again to a big tree.The 'door' was locked from the inside,but I found a way to get in.Apparently,at the top of the tree was a big hole,and I jumped into it.My comrades were waiting for me unlocking the door from the inside,but I met an enemy.

The enemy was my 'friend'.I never saw him before,but I got the feeling we'd met.He tried to kill me,and I yelled at him for being a betrayer.I quickly ran to the door,because it was impossible to fight him,and went out of the tree,then everything became pitch black.

I tried to see through the darkness but to no avail,so all I did was appreciate it,and find comfort in it.After some time,I woke up for real,and thus,the dream ended.

Well,we all know what the title means,folks!People turning into zombies and stuffs.And for some reasons you become the survivor and all that cliche things.Well in this dream,I became the only survivor.(although I really rather die than running away from zombies,I mean,my tired face in that dream was so hilarious! )

So I was the only human and to start over a new human generation will be impossible because I couldn't really give birth to a baby with all the corrupted dicks,right?...Eh,that will be very disturbing.

But back to the chase,I tried very hard to escape from all the zombies,climbing up the roof of a building and there I was watching the eiffel tower from afar....With a horny zombie treating the tower like a dildo.(I will never see the tower like I used to,ever again.Damn it,horny zombie.)and to distract myself from the inappropriate view,I looked down,only to see angry mobs of zombies,NOT chasing me,but making love with each other.(Angry sex...Whoa)

As I was doing nothing on the roof,while also being forever alone*sigh*,more and more baby zombies were born and soon earth was just a pile of zomibies having sexual intercourses...Bondage...Doggy style...Big 69-You get the point guys.They also did it with the youngsters.

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And I was still ignored.

I couldn't remember much after this,but the dream ended with me shooting all the zombies and waving a flag,yelling,

"Now there is no more milk pudding and white balloon!"...Which is totally not related with the zombie dream,depending on its real context,of course.