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    Dreamwalkers of Urth

    by , 08-26-2010 at 11:31 PM (365 Views)
    I am meditating in my meditation room before the Dragon Mirror in BanYanLand. Professor X appears in the mirror.

    OH SHIT. YOU AGAIN.

    Yes, it's me, or you from another Dimension. Don't you remember, idiot?

    I know that!

    He steps out of the mirror, and merges with me. I feel like I am being tossed around like someone being tossed around by a wave. We zoom through a wormhole, and are in outer space between the moon and the earth. I meditate and a pale blue light forms above my third eye.

    Dream bubbles appear around me, like oil floating on water.

    Citizens of Urth!

    I shoot an astral tentacle into each dream bubble. I CALL THE DREAMWALKERS OF URTH TO ME! DREAMWARRIORS, I SUMMON THEE.

    All manner of dream warriors float out of their dream bubbles.

    I HAVE DECLARED WAR ON THE TEMPLARS OF URTH. WHO WILL JOIN ME IN THE WAR?

    Uh... who are the Templars?

    They are assholes trying to control the planet.

    Well, fuck those guys... but, how do we know we can trust you?

    Ok... you don't. Why don't we do some battle training. You enemy is not going to help you right? Come to the Moon and meet me in the Battle Pyramid in the City of Nowhere.

    The City who?

    I begin attacking everyone. They all attack me back. Some people wake up and vanish. Others make groups to band against me. Some fight me individually.

    Why the hell are you attacking us?

    So you know I am a badass, fucker!

    I become Deathgawn, and summon Sarnox, Skyfire, and Rainstorm. I make a big demonic pyrotechnic display. One Dream Warrior, in an angel form does a spin attack at me, like a drill. I lift off my centipede disk, and he flies into my chest portal to Angel Heaven. The word LOL float above my head.

    Well, bitches, I am going back to the City of Nowhere on the goddamned Moon. If anyone wants to come, I'll be there.

    well, who the fuck are you?

    THE MAYOR

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