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Weird Dream, involving a movie about a guy trying to become a big-shot selling TV Dinners. It seemed like a combination of Mad Men and Casino.

Woke up at 3:21 without alarm. Go back to sleep.


I had dinner with my friends, hung out for a while. Then saw a scene from The Office in third person.

Woke up at 6:30 with alarm. Go back to sleep.

Dream I don't remember.

Wake up at 9:45 with alarm.

Went to the beer store with my mom. Started drinking in the car, and we passed the police station. I thought we would get in trouble because I had an open bottle of alcohol in the car, but it turns out that my mom was smashed too. We pulled into the parking lot for some reason. A 5 year old girl offered me a joint, but I turned it down, because I knew she was a police informant. Went to my aunt's and uncle's. I recall jumping on the bed. I looked at my empty beer bottle, and it was on fire. I blew the flame out and looked inside it, and it turns out it was on fire because the bottle had mold in it. And I mean about half an inch of thick, solid mold clinging to the sides of the bottle.

Woke up at 8:04, because my alarm was set for 9:30, so I guess that's when my REM cycle ended.

Had this dream where my doppelganger was eating the souls of tulpae. It was weird, because every time he killed a tulpa, a credit sequence (like the end of a video game) scrolled over a fractal in my vision.


When I opened my eyes, I was sitting up. I didn't wake up and then sit up. I woke up from the dream IN a sitting position.

No idea what it means.

I was visiting Portugal or something, and got separated from my mom. It was weird because everyone was speaking Portuguese and Italian, but all of the influences and people were Asian.

Semi-nightmarish:

Watching TV while talking on the DV webchat. An episode of How I Met Mother is on where Ted and Robin are both going to therapists about dreaming. What scares the shit out of me is, when Robin realizes she is dreaming, everything got really loud and really slow. An episode of Friends came on that was the exact same. When I woke up, I was too scared to get out of bed. >.<

For some reason the loud slowness always scares me.

Was on a computer. Had a weird dream involving an odd Batman Game, that morphed into a weird top-down MMO. I switched between that and talking on a chat every so often.

Dream 2:

I stabbed a bunch of really long toothpicks into myself because I didn't want my clothes touching me (think putting a bunch of toothpicks into a cake so the plastic-wrap doesn't touch the icing). Taking them out got messy. We then went to go get subway. I created my sandwich out of thin air. My brother told me that it made no sense, and my sandwich disappeared. Rather than realize I was dreaming, I just got mad at him for "making my imaginary food disappear".

Was at a former friends house with my brother. When the former friemd came back, i hid. He found me and we reconciled.

Odd, very vivid dream.

I went to the grocery store with my dad and bought a crapload of stuff. This odd fictional episode of American Dad, where Roger had this Elephant gun. Went back to the store again. Came back, a rerun of the same episode came on.

Crazy-ass mental trip, wherein I would be in the kitchen talking on the webchat, only to open my eyes and be in bed. This happened about 5 times, after only an hour of sleeping.

Will type more as I remember.

Seems to have been triggered by malt liquor, of all things. I know I was drinking Colt 45 the day of that lucid.

[13:32] <bennerman> so we made sloppy joes
[13:32] <bennerman> and I found the girl that my dad was raping
[13:32] <bennerman> and then he chased me around with a knife
[13:32] <bennerman> and then, for some reason, I didn't call the cops
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[13:33] <bennerman> then my brother woke me up asking me to call dad so he can take him to the mall

Dream 1:
My brother attached his head to a giant worm so I could play 8 string guitar on Guitar Hero.

Dream 2: I was walking down the street, and I somehow gravitated towards this guy, and he got mad at me. So I told him off. Later, he came at me with a meat cleaver. I dispatched him with his own weapon (not before being wounded rather grievously in the arm). A guy with a hack-saw came in and started attacking me. The dream ended there

I was at my school, and a couple of old friends were there. Now, one of these friends, who I like a lot, was mad at me (as he is IRL), so I told my other friend "I am going to go make this up to him". Before I actually can, my mom wakes me up. Thus ruining any chance I have of fixing things. Now I have this "on the verge of crying" feeling in my eyes that won't go away.... I'm going to be alone forever because my mom woke me up for school. Fancy fucking that

This is a dream that actually spanned several days, even though I only slept 12 hours.

I was playing The Sims Medieval, when suddenly, a snake came through the screen and swalled me whole. I woke up somewhere in the Middle Ages. I don't remember much of that, but I am possitive I was there for a few days. Was very sad because I missed my friends, and suddenly I got teleported back home. I asked my brother what drug he gave me, and he said "percocets". I went to go research it, and I saw that the date was only November 30th. This made me feel heartbroken, because by that date, I had never even met all of you people on this forum (and I wouldn't for almost 2 months). Then the dream faded and I woke up

1. Dreamt I killed my math teacher, apparently I was racist against italians :p

Another continuation dream:

Dream 1. I was having a party, and we found my dad's pot. Of course, the 5-0 came and got pissed at us. So I sold it to them, for some reason.

Dream 2. We were driving in a car, and my dad asked me what happened. I told him about it, and he got pissed at me. As we were driving, we came to a steep turn and we drove into a pond. After I got out of the car, I was back on my room. I lit a smoke with this really wierd lighter, only to find out it was a pencil.

Hmm...