Naked people, peacocks, and magic tricks.
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, 02-19-2014 at 08:26 PM (450 Views)
I was at this person's house. And my friend and I were doing some things that I can't remember. Then we went back into this RV that this lady had in her back yard. My friend started to have sex with this lady, and I was watching for a second but I got bored so I left the bedroom. There was this naked girl who kept flashing her stuff at me and looking at me and what not so I walked up to her and asked her if she wanted to have sex. She said no, and looked at me like I was a creeper. So I was like then why do you keep flashing your stuff at me? And she was like IDK. So anyways she left. So I decided to go back in the room, and they were done. So we were talking for a bit and all of a sudden a train/trolley/IDK started coming by and a couple of the kids that the lady had were like "here comes the (whatever) train". So we got up and left to go take a walk. We were pushing wheeled carts down the road and I saw a female peacock. I looked down and noticed that I was naked. At that point I thought to myself I must be dreaming because this would NEVER happen in real life. So I just kept walking nonchalantly without a care that I was naked. We finally made it back to the ladies RV and we were sitting there and I decided to look at my hands and count my fingers, and once I got to five, every finger I counted an other one would pop up. Then we were just sitting there and one of the kids were putting candles on a birthday cake so I asked him if it was his birthday and he said yes. I then touched one of the candles and it lit on fire. So I had an idea. I asked my friend if he wanted to see a magic trick, he said yes. So I asked him to give me a cigarette and he did. Then I showed him my empty hand and snapped my fingers to light the cigarette. Everyone was like do it again! So I did it a couple of times. Then I was talking with this guy and I noticed a clock that said 12:00. I closed my eyes and opened them and the clock said a completely different time. So I just looked at the clock and kept blinking and each time I opened my eyes the clock was a different time. That was when I woke up.