clmn96

I'm laying down on my bed with my arm under my pillow and all I can see is my other arm in front of me. I try to move it so I can switch positions but I can't. After a little bit I start to cry out for help. I'm at my grandmas house at that point. I yell that I need help that I can't move. She says she's in the bathroom and can't help me. Then she says that maybe I am dreaming and boom I'm lucid. I decide since I can't move I will float out of my body that is stuck to the bed. I float out to the living room and my grandpa is there and I can't see anything but it starts to turn into a nightmare and he's saying really mean things so I open my eyes and I am back to my room stuck to the bed. So I decide to try it again and I am in my living room again and this time I tell ask myself what I'll see when I open my eyes to try and prompt a dream scene but I am back in bed. So since I'm already in bed I decide to conjure up some sexy exes to have dream sex with (this is the only time I have sex with exes). So I just look at the door and expect Jeff to walk through. I feel him jump on the bed and the rest is not PG. After that I have a false awakening and I'm back in bed so I try to conjure up another ex. So I was on the phone with him and he was saying he'd be home in 2 minutes but then the dream faded back into reality and I woke up, I confirmed it by moving my arm.

I am a college campus in the front parking lot. For some reason I need to find a big steak to go feed some lions I saw earlier. I look around the parking lot full of cars for the steak. I find a really big piece of steak but it has grass growing on it. I tell a dream figure I found a steak but it's not the one I was looking for, that this one has grass. The dream figure tells me to take a brush and brush the grass off. I get two pieces of steak ready and go to the bank and trade it in. They make a mistake so the lady just gives me $150 so I can go and buy meat to feed the lions. Now I try to find someone to come with me because I am scared that the lions will eat me. I am changing my shoes for something more appropriate for the jungle when my 16-year-old cousin pulls up. I give up on her coming with me because she is in a bad mood and get in my 2013 Hyundai Accent that I totaled in rl and star driving to go buy the steaks. I am driving really fast and don't see a really big dip in the road so my car flies up and I momentarily lose control but I'm good. I keep driving.

I had another false awakening this morning that was frustrating. I am lying in bed and I have a sense of falling and know it's going to be a lucid dream. I give in to the feeling and wake up on my bed and make sure I am dreaming by driving my index finger through my palm. I want to get up from bed and explore but I seem to not be able to get up from bed. I try to float while reminding myself that this is my dream and I am in control. I touch the wall to try and make the dream more stable like real life. It doesn't work so I decide I want to enter a different dream. I try to pull the blanket over my face and wait for a different dream scene. Nothing works and I end up waking up after closing my eyes to wait for a different dream scene.

Almost all my lucid dreams start as false awakenings. This morning I had another uneventful lucid dream. I false awake on my bed and I feel weird. The whole thing feels not real. So I try to put up my hands to do a reality check but I don't see my hands when I hold them up. That's when Inknoe that it's a dream. I find that I am naked and try to conjure a dream figure to have sex with, but it doesn't work. I can't even see my own hands, even though I feel them rubbing together to try and stabilize the dream and have more control. I can feel the dream disintegrating so I try to close my dream eyes and will a new dream outside my bedroom but I awake instead.

Had another uneventful but still awesome lucid dream this morning. It was a regular dream and then it started getting suspicious and I manipulated it. I am in the bathroom trying to fix my tights. First they broke and my feet were hanging out, but then I hadn't shaved my legs and the hairs were poking out through the mesh. Then my dress was too see-through and you could see my underwear. Just a big epic wardrobe malfunction. They are tights anymore, now they are panty hose, I pull them up to try and squish the leg hairs down so nobody will notice back at the wedding I'm at. I hurry outside to the bedroom and proceed to put on red lipstick. I go to the next room, a living room and sit on a couch and look out a window but rested my head on my closed palm and messed up my lipstick, so I go back to the bedroom to fix it. I grab a small green gift bag and pull out the lipstick. I start to apply it but this time it is pink. I start getting suspicious and eventually after sharpening the lipstick I am lucid when what I think was a dog or a human dream figure jumps on top of me to kiss me. I close my eyes and grab the dream figure and focus so that it'll turn into a specific person (my ex; ugh), so that I can have dream sex. I works I can feel a naked soft back. I tell the df, you are my ex aren't you? But when I open my eyes, it's some kid I went to middle school with, Javier. Very disappointed I know my expectations play a big role so I tell Javier, okay you are going to take me to my ex in your truck. I doubt it though and when we are walking down a dark hallway to his truck the dream disintegrates and I open my eyes and I am awake. Ugh, so close! Maybe next time.

I am driving in the parking lot of my moms old apartment complex. I am parked near the exit but there is a car behind me. The lady pokes her head out the window of her car and tells me she is waiting for a parking spot that I am blocking. I make a u-turn so she can park and proceed to take a spot in front of a tennis court. I get out of the car and have a baby's car seat in my hand, but it is empty. I walk on the sidewalk and see some male dream figures looking at me. I quickly clarify that the car seat is not mine, that I had my baby cousin with me and that is why it is empty, I am simply returning the car seat. I am now in my paternal grandmas house. I ask my aunt where my maternal aunts baby is and she says she dropped him off with his dad. She is fixing her hair. I walk over to the patio and find another car seat on the ground, but this one has a baby girl inside. She is two years old like my maternal cousin but she is a lot bigger. She has shift blonde hair instead of dark brown hair. She also talks a lot more than my real life cousin. I try to figure out who she is by trying to find similarities between us. She does not look like she is the cousin she is supposed to be. A 16 year old cousin is with me talking to her and I notice she looks like her when she was a toddler. 🤔 Weird dreams in which my family members don't look like their real life counterparts. Lol

I am in the bottom floor of a two story house with two dream figures. A male dream figure that I'm supposed to bring in to justice, and a female dream figure that I'm supposed to save. We are surrounded by drug cartel minions that are trying to kill us. I tell my dream figures that we need to split up. I jump out a glass window onto the front yard. There is a helicopter waiting in the front yard. There are two cartel dream figures on either side of the helicopter and I shoot them. I then run to the side of the house where I find my target sitting on a staircase that leads to a balcony on the second floor. I ask him how he'd like to ride in a helicopter. He tells me that the female df has been captured. I rub up the stairs and open a door accesible from the balcony to find the female df in bed under the sheets. There is a cartel df sitting on a plastic chair at the end of the room in a corner. He has an automatic machine gun. I shoot him and walk over to the female dream figure and tear the bedsheets off. She is naked and I find myself very attracted to her. I decide I am going to get acquainted with my assignment before I bring her to safety. She calls over the target I'm supposed to bring in and tells him to come in and close the door behind him. He walks in to the room with no clothes on, covered in body hair, but I don't care because the female dream figure is super hot. She has blonde hair and I notice that she has the same scars on her upper thighs as I do in real life (I think she might represent me in this dream). The rest is non-PG but I wake up face down as I was in the dream. I have an eerie feeling that the girl from the dream was me, and by making physical contact with her I returned to my sleeping body.

I am walking in the woods at night with Darryl, a phlebotomist I used to work with. I wonder if we are going to buy marijuana. We reach my childhood home. It is painted yellow. I go inside and I get hungry. I go in the fridge that is in the living room in my dream and take out a plate with four sandwiches all still attached to each other, as if it was one big square sandwich and after grilling it, turned into four. I turn around away from the fridge to find everybody in the living room has their own freshly toasted sandwiches that a dream figure is handing out. I feel left out so I ask why I didn't get one. I have a plate in my hand with four sandwiches so I say never mind I already have some. I'm about to eat my sandwiches when a dream figure tells me that I should check on my grandparents, that there are trouble makers surrounding the house they are in. I walk down the hill connecting the two houses and see a lot of dream figures loitering outside my mom's old house, their cars parked right outside. The front door is closed but there is a window open through which I can see my grandparents. I look inside and ask my grandma if they are okay. She says yes. I ask her if all the people outside are bothering them and she says no, she says they are just standing around talking to each other. They look like they are waiting for a party or something. I decide to go back to the house up the hill. There is a blonde male dream figure mopping the passageway style balcony of the house. I tread carefully to not get the floor dirty, I stare at the ground, the closer I get to the front door the more wet the floor is. I enter the house where the blonde df is mopping the living room and feel faint. I start to get dizzy and fall but the df catches me. I tell him I must be passing out from hunger so I need to eat my sandwiches. The df's from before are gone, it's just me and the blonde dream figure. The df is really attractive so I try to hurry and find my sandwiches and eat them so I can be conscious next to my "hero" that caught me before I landed splat on the floor. I never found my sandwiches.