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It was my sisters birthday and we were celebrating at the Brown Bear or Billy Mchales. I had arrived late so I had no idea what was going on. Dad offered to let Emmie eat with us since I don't know. When I was there I realized that it was the day BEFORE her birthday and I was wondering why were celebrating. Ma said that "it's her birthday weekend" and were still eating at the Space Needle tomorrow.*
We were all outside and I think we were in London. Dad got in his Jeep and stopped for some reason in the middle of traffic and got out. We were feeding the birds something and dad came over and threw a bunch of food on the ground that attracted birds. Not only did it attract birds but a horde of photographers ran over and took snapshots everywhere. Dad then delayed something so that the photographers lined up, a line of bicyclists lined up, and dad was in the back. He then told me to take a picture and I thought it was so clever. I took some terrible looking pictures and wondered where dad went in the Jeep, so ma and I went to this guy standing in a fluorescent vest and I asked him if he saw a black Jeep pass by. I don't think understood me so we waited there for him to do another lap. There was a coin toy machine next to me, and I saw a My Little Pony Sticker. I asked ma if I could have 50c and she gave me this weird sticker thing in the shape of a skinny 5 and and 0 that was difficult to peel. She told me to go to the vending machine over "there" and stick it in the side. I was still in France or London and when you put the pieces of paper in the machine it would've came out as coins. Nothing happened and on the side I saw a bunch of shredded paper that people forgot about. There was a more than a handful. So I grabbed a bunch and went to the clerk and asked him for this in change. He said that they didn't have coins right now, but if I could put it in this tray and fill out a form. After a while of browsing I saw these websites in the flier about games.
I was in my high school**and something bad was happening. Everyone was looking to kill me. I was scared, but knew to hide. I put on a hoodie and tried to cover my face but everyone kept finding me. For some reason I think this might have had to do with weed. I turned into a mouse and tried to scurry away but everyone kept catching me. I believe Emmie was with me and I felt guilty, but we ran into the restroom. People were shooting at us, so I helped Emmie climb up the stalls where they couldn't really shoot us at this safe zone. We were panting and lying down and we needed to change out disguises. For some reason I thought that if I changed us into the puppies that it would help? The next scene that I saw an invisible me in my math teachers class. I had the same super powers as before and I was haunting me. I don't think that I was doing a good job either because another teacher walked in nonchalantly.*