DreamMaster27

Last night I was perusing the fringe lands situated between the Astral Realm and the reality that we all know. I am a simple being, with arms and legs, but in this moment I was nothing but a thought, floating around in this strange alien world. Then, I hear it emanating from the darkness, permeating through the fabric of reality itself.

"He will score goals, he will just score more and more.
He will score goals, that’s what we signed him for."

The chant is quiet at first, but then it begins to grow in volume, until the whole world seems to shake at the song.

"Will Grigg’s on fire, your defence is terrified
Will Grigg’s on fire, your defence is terrified"

Alarmed, I reach out for reality, as if in an attempt to escape the song that has plagued me for several waking hours.

"Will Grigg’s on fire, your defence is terrifed
Will Grigg’s on fire, na na na na na na na na na na na"

But then I realised, if I cannot escape the song in the dream realm, where can I earn a reprieve from it? Is the chant destined to play in my head for all of eternity? But then, I see a knew light in the darkness. It is my spirit guide, eager to help in my time of need. "Fear not the Will Grigg song, for all things must pass in time." I am soothed by the words, but then, I am shocked. My very being is indeed on fire. I am burning in front of my spirit guardian, who also seems terrified. "This can only mean one thing," it whispers.

"Will Grigg is on fire, and will win the Euros and finish as top scorer..."