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    This is what happens when i don't do reality checks!

    by , 05-11-2012 at 02:54 PM (514 Views)
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    Im sure you got it, so i won't bother saying it. Oh, this will be short...

    Now usually i say enjoy my dreams and so forth. But today, is a little different. Why different you ask? Well, first of all...I did'nt get anything that i wanted, secondly i did everything half ass yesterday, and third...Ah, who am i kidding. I MISSED A TON OF REALITY CHECKS!!!


    Now, enough talking here it is!


    Dream #1 Neil Patrick Harris.

    In a mall with Neil patrick harris. He is explaining to me about how he loves to steal cookies from the ice cream shop on a good tuesday? (1ST MISSED REALITY CHECK) We are now in the ice cream shop and he strips down ass naked in the ice cream shop and says everybody drop there guns??? WTF!? (2ND MISSED REALITY CHECK)


    Dream #2 Sniff her shoe?

    Im now with Noemie Lenoir (a French supermodel) We are sitting down at a cafe and asks me if i would like to sniff her shoe? (3RD MISSED REALITY CHECK) I remember telling her that people were around and i might get in trouble (WHY WOULD I EVEN SAY THAT!?!?!?!?!?) She puts her shoe on the table and says something about the birds will smell it later. WTF!? (4TH MISSED REALITY CHECK)

    Dream #3 Charlie Sheen.

    Im with Charlie Sheen in a hotel, and he mentions to me that he has Kristie Ally tied up in the back room about to tickle her feet. WTF!? (5TH MISSED REALITY CHECK)
    We head to the back room where she is tied up in a chair, and he just starts tickling away at her bare soles. I watch the dream fades and i wake up.


    Im obviously very dissapointed at myself! I don't even feel like even writing the other nonsense i dreamed about. Lets just say it was even more stupid then this shit i dreamed about! Damn...well some intense subconscious training, and plenty of reality checks are in the works for me tonight!

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    Comments

    1. Mydera's Avatar
      Awww sorry your didn't get lucid last night! Even if they were non lucid, hanging with celebs sounds fun! Dream number one is my favorite, Neil Patrick Harris, naked! With ice cream and cookies at that. The last one is great too! Charlie Sheen dreams are always crazy, I guess because he's such a crazy guy. I had one once where he and I were pranking some dude in the shower. He's like the class clown of celeb dreams.

      Good luck with your reality checks and subconcious training. I'm sure you'll have double the lucids tonight to make up for the lack of lucids last night!
    2. Niklavins's Avatar
      I don't know... to me that's funny!
    3. Alyzarin's Avatar
      Neil Patrick Harris in a mall, huh? I wonder if my dream journal colored your night...?
    4. Dreamprofesser's Avatar
      Awww sorry your didn't get lucid last night! Even if they were non lucid, hanging with celebs sounds fun! Dream number one is my favorite, Neil Patrick Harris, naked! With ice cream and cookies at that. The last one is great too! Charlie Sheen dreams are always crazy, I guess because he's such a crazy guy. I had one once where he and I were pranking some dude in the shower. He's like the class clown of celeb dreams.
      Thanks Mydera. And yea, its always cool to chill with the celebs and everything, just kinda kicking myself for missing OBVIOUS dream cues. Lol But yea, i be sure to send Neil Patrick Harris to your dream next time he show up Mydera ok? So you can get you a two or three scoop of Neil Patrick Harris and your cookies too!

      And yea lol, Charlie Sheen is defintely a grade A clown for sure! Lol I bet that dream was hilarious with you and him.

      Good luck with your reality checks and subconcious training. I'm sure you'll have double the lucids tonight to make up for the lack of lucids last night!
      Thank you Mydera. I will most certainly need it! =D
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    5. Dreamprofesser's Avatar
      Neil Patrick Harris in a mall, huh? I wonder if my dream journal colored your night...?
      Lol. Na, i can't put the blame on your dream journal like that Aly. That was all me! Lol, I messed up. But its all good, just mean that the Dream Prof gon have to step his game up tonight Aly.
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    6. sinoblak's Avatar
      She puts her shoe on the table and says something about the birds will smell it later.
      Muahahahaaaaaaa! Clever model, lol! I love those stupid dialogues in dreams!

      Funny dreams, DP!
    7. Dreamprofesser's Avatar
      Muahahahaaaaaaa! Clever model, lol! I love those stupid dialogues in dreams!
      Like i said, my DCs tend to say some stupid shit sometimes SB. I told you! Lol

      Funny dreams, DP!
      Lol. Yea i must admit, it is kinda funny! Hahahahaha
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    8. sinoblak's Avatar
      Like i said, my DCs tend to say some stupid shit sometimes SB. I told you! Lol
      Amazing how this stupid shit seems absolutely normal in a non-lucid, haha!
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    9. sinoblak's Avatar
      Btw, I often ask myself, why people seem so much disappointed when they don't get a lucid.
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    10. ty4TheAdventure's Avatar
      Hahaha this dream is awesome! I love it when my dreams are silly and especially when DCs say weird things and then I think it all makes sense. That rarely happens to me, but I love it when it does.

      Good luck with your training and your lucidity
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