Uncategorized

I WILDED and blearily got out of my bed. The dream was extremely unstable so I leaned against the wall and waited for it to calm down. Once it did I phased through my bedroom wall and emerged into my garden. I started to fly straight upwards. I had the intention of reaching space. Unfortunately after around 1000 metres I stalled and couldn't get higher. I tried harder, but the dream itself started to crumble. It was obvious I didn't have enough experience to go higher.

So I let myself fall. I smacked into the ground, back in my garden. Interestingly the garden was not the same one I had launched from. It was my childhood home. I decided to stop messing around and tried to get some points for team Werewolves. Something I had been wanting to try was fireballs. I left my house and headed onto the street. I took a badass pose and tensed my right arm 'feeling' the heat of the fire. Then I swung my arm at the nearest dream character, unleashing my wrath.

Unfortunately it didn't work. The only thing that happened was that my hand turned yellow. The DC looked at me like I was weird, and I suddenly felt foolish. I pretending I was waving at him and tried again to roast him when his back was turned. Unfortunately I was standing on the road and was hit by a garbage truck, which slammed into my back. It didn't even stop and I was lying on my back. I heard the dream character say: "Goddamn fool!"

The dream ended. But I'll be back.