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    Hanging out with my homedog, Satan

    by , 07-16-2017 at 06:15 PM (177 Views)
    I only remember one dream from last night, but it was both really cool and scary at the same time. ^^

    Me and someone else (my brother? Can't remember) were talking with a devil. He had red skin, horns, and was moderately muscular as well. He wanted us to come stay with him, to presumably work with him as part of his group of assistants.

    Dream logic can be weird, and I remember thinking "This guy is really cool. I'd love to hang out with him more, so maybe I should work for him." Because Satan is just the coolest guy ever, ya know? But if I did start working for him, I'd have to leave my parents, and I didn't want to do that. (Which is weird, considering that IRL, I'm in my latter half of college anyway, and I only live with my parents during summer break and winter break).

    So I respectfully declined the offer. Can't remember what the other guy did.

    Then, I was in a bedroom -- presumably, a dorm room for people who worked for Satan. I was sitting on my bed, and in the one opposite me, a little girl was sitting there. She was wearing pajamas, and had a few boxes of Disney Princess toys beside her. She told me about how she was going to work for Satan, and I tried to talk her out of it. She was a sweet, innocent kid, anyway. Unfortunately, she decided that she needed the money (this girl is like 5 years old lol), and so she decided to work for him anyway. I said it was fine, and left, but thought about coming to check on her later. Then I woke up.

    Moral of the story: Thou Shalt Not Work For Satan.

    Even if he's cool and drinks lots of protein shakes.

    Peace out.


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    Updated 07-16-2017 at 06:18 PM by 58176

    Tags: satan