Ezpata's World

I'm in a deserted area. For some reason, Amy Winehouse and Charlie Sheen are there as well. Winehouse seemed... well, high. No surprise there. Sheen was... high. and Angry. Again, no surprise. I ask what Sheen is so angry about, and he says, "We've got to stop the damn ponies from raping the fucking sheep!!!". Okay. So this will be a weird one. Check. Anyway, the sheep appear to be beyond the swamp, which appears out of nowhere like it's where David Copperfield grew up. After stumbling through the swamp for what seemed like hours, we finally found the ponies. Except, they weren't ponies. They were weird squid things with man appendages and three eyeballs, each the size of a basketball. Straight outta H.P. Lovecraft. Winehouse started freaking out, and trying to hit them with a stick. I used my Boomstick (No, I'm not talking about THAT, you immature assholes, who have apparently never watched Evil Dead), but it wasn't having a major effect. Uber bolts were a tad more effective, but wouldn't kill. Sheen had the right idea though. He lit his fists on fire, causing each of the creatures to explode into confetti when he hit them. He then summoned a cloud and whooshed through the air. Grabbing Winehouse, I flew after him. "What the hell was all that??!??!??", "Well, I wasn't exaggerating when I said all those things." I was about to ask something but he then said, "And yes, I did marry a tree.". Well, I WAS going to ask it. After a while, we couldn't find the sheep or the "ponies". After a while, I just said, "Fuck it, Let's just burn down the whole damn thing.". To which Sheen responded, " SWAMP BURNING, BY GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS LET'S DO IT!!!". Winehouse, however, said this: "I can't do any swamp burning, I'm already on a quest for One-Eyed Willie's treasure", and then hopped off like a schizo jackrabbit on meth. Oh, and a rainbow was coming from her back. Sheen and I then burned it all down. We never found the sheep or the ponies, but we didn't really care. Sheen got wasted, and I decided to wake up due to the craziness.