Falcon720

Alright, so we were doing the usual last night, right? (By that, I mean either lovey-dovey or plain ol' fun type stuff.)

So I suggested we use that amazing gift of lucidity to have sex. She, who magically has a higher libido than me (not ALWAYS a gift, people!!), agreed.

So, she got on a weird battle armor thing (for her sci fi loving man, of course! and I got on the same. We did a bit of stupid roleplaying, which was pretty much about her being a sad, lonely wolf.

But of course, I fixed that! And let me tell 'ya folks, THAT is the sexiest crap you can imagine! She even kinda made a scent in the dream, it was like a really sweet perfume mixed with canid-type scents. UnBELIEVABLE!!!! Alone, neither are even remotely sexy, but combined it was different somehow.

So I won't give you a blow-by-blow anatomical description (we all know how it works, basically?), but I will tell you that I learned that she likes rough, ROUGH stuff. I gave it to her, because come on, what harm could that POSSIBLY do? And I learned that paws on an anthro figure are pretty...aw, you know!!

So that was an overview of it, but you guys, you have got to try this to know what I mean! It's like nothing else!

And this ends a DJ entry that has made several readers puke, and even more vow to destroy me (I know you did!). G'day. *bows and runs from angry mob of sickened readers*