Herrison

I woke up on a bed in a room, never saw the room before. Do a reality check by pinching my skin, and now I'm aware it's a dream. I have problem moving my head, it feels so heavy, then tell my mind "c'mon man, stop make it harder", and then the weight is disappear.
Something block my eye, like an error tv screen. I removed it by moving my hand like a car's wiper, it's gone surprisingly.
I get out from the room, and it turns out I'm on the second floor in a decent big house. There's my brother and my sister running around, while I'm walking like a distinguished gentleman (excited getting a LD). First thing i do is spawning a cigarette on my right hand and a beer with ice in the glass on my left hand.
Second after that, i got false awakening,
fml.