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Confident me: Hey so did you lucid dream last night?

Doubtful me: No, but I did remember a dream I had.

Confident me: Hey, that's great! First step is key and I will be on you everyday you know!

Doubtful me: Huh, why?

Confident me: So you can have lucid dreams every night eventually sport.

Doubtful me: Sport, did you just call me sport, what the f***.

Confident me: Well you can't make a lemon without a lemon tree you know.

Doubtful me: What does that have to do with anything at all you wanker!

Confident: I don't know, but that's exactly what dreams are like, illogical and mixed together with different events in your life.

Doubtful me: Okay, but you are still ugly.

Confident me: Hey thanks! I love being called that!

Doubtful me: If somebody as worthless as you can lucid dream, it should be a snap for me!

Confident me: That's the spirit! Now get out there and make this happen tonight! You are the Mega Soarer of the Aniphillical region.

Doubtful me: Here goes another night of low quality sleep, not remembering any of my dreams, and having extremely low awareness and high stress.

Confident me: Shut the f*** up. You CAN become aware inside a dream tonight and you will remember that dream!

Doubtful me: Well I haven't had a lucid dream in over 3 months and I'm not even sure that it was really lucid and I just don't think I can do it anymore,
I feel worn out and uninspired and I don't even know why I can't concentrate enough to have one of those things.

Confident me: Look, we all have troubles with things that we really want to do or experience, but don't you think that the reason we can't succeed is because we are constantly doubting ourselves and that if you literally didn't think about anything else at all that you could put on your serious mode?

Doubtful me: What are you talking about dude, what are you my fitness instructor? I just can't do it, okay? I've read numerous blogs and posts on this website but still just can't do it, I've given up and come to the realization that it just isn't going to happen again.

Confident me: Well are you making the things you read your own? Are you putting special value on the things you read and not just seeing information as a jumbled mess? I think that you can do this if you really try dude!

Doubtful me: I don't know man, I just can't seem to concentrate on just breathing or anything but my day's and tomorrow's worries when I'm laying in bed about to go to sleep.

Confident me: As Nike says, "Just do it". Do not contemplate anything, do not even think, just do it. Greatness comes with action anyway.

Doubtful me: I just think too much, I don't know how to be enthralled in anything like I used to.

Confident me: The best time to start is right now, even if there are busy things going on in your life, once you just do it, you will find that your everyday tasks actually become easier.

Doubtful me: Okay, thanks for all the advice man, I'll try my best tonight, okay? But just so you know I still think you are ugly, like extremely ugly. I literally want to draw on your face with crayon you are so ugly.

Confident: Hey, I like Crayon poisoning!

Doubtful me: What?

Confident me: Nothing, never mind, just get out there and lucid dream