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    Beer pregnancy?

    by
    Hyu
    , 04-05-2011 at 02:18 PM (594 Views)
    non dream - lucid - non lucid

    Usually I don't post these short non-lucid ones on DV, but this one was so hilarious.

    I'm at an outdoor party, during the middle of a sunny day.
    There's a few people I know (not in waking life), and we're having beers.
    Some girl points at my belly and asks me if I'm pregnant.
    I look down at my belly and it's indeed swollen, as if I was pregnant.

    "Holy shit? How did that happen?"

    A friend approaches.

    "Dude, you've just been drinking too much beer, that's all."
    "What? The beer got me pregnant?"
    "Bro, didn't you know? You get a big belly from drinking too much beer."

    Oh yeah, that's true, you get a potbelly from drinking too much beer.

    "Let me help you out."

    He takes a big beer glass and holds it in front of my bellybutton.
    He then presses against my belly with his index finger and beer pours out form my bellybutton into his glass.
    Everyone approaches me and looks intrigued at what is happening.

    Some dude walks past:

    "Sweeeet, belly beer!"

    And gets in line to pour one next.


    I mean, seriously, what the fuck?
    When I woke up I had to laugh uncontrollably for a few seconds.

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    1. BluePhoenix's Avatar
      Ha! I like it!