Jamoca

I'm tired so I'm going to be brief.

I remember talking to a friend of mine. We were outside a swimming pool. I jumped in. Her cat was in the pool, swimming around and looking very strange. I realized I was in someone else's dream. I had a false awakening. I tried to write down my dreams on a whiteboard but they kept rubbing off. I woke up for real.

I also vaguely remember something about a parallel universe. I think the dream was happening in a parallel universe. That is, I dreamed it did.

Lasts Night's Dreams
I forgot to write them down last night so here they are.

I was running through a movie theater. I hopped over the a seat and landed on my butt next to some friends. Some older guy said, "Who invited the six year olds?" I went and looked at the candy. Next thing I am aware of, I am at this religious gathering. The leader is being ostracized for some crime. He has a necklace of beads, and breaks it, scattering beads across the ground. Everyone is in a circle, but I stand up and go into the center to pick up the beads.

Then, I was in a high altitude vista, with these sweeping mountains. This guy was shining lights and I had to use a reflector to catch them. He was my coach for some team and was training me. A dog chased me as I tried to catch the light. I had to stand on a bench but I couldn't get it.

A short fragment I remember is looking in a mirror and seeing that I had lots of facial hair.

Cat Attack
I dreamt that I was walking along a dock, carrying a box of chips to the boat to bring over to the island for work. A little cat walked past me and brushed my ankle. I turned around and suddenly the cat snarled and lunged at me. As it lunged it transformed into a giant and vicious monster. In less than a second its teeth grew massive and it looked deadly. I had a massive hypnic jerk and woke up, terrified.

Quitting Job
My boss has been really getting on my nerves lately, so it makes sense that I dreamt this. I dreamt I was putting up a post it note in my boss's office telling her that I was quitting work. What a relief!

Foxhole in the Snow
I was by the side of the road, about waist deep in snow, with some friends around me. I started to burrow into the snow for some reason, I'm not sure why. When I was deep under snow I heard a car screech around the road and someone from the car started firing gunshots. My friends started firing back. I was deep in the snow and so they didn't shoot me, but I was terrified. I don't remember any more.

Angel Island
I was working on Angel Island, where I work as a cashier. My PE teacher from middle school appeared from no where and ordered nachos.

Backyard
I was in my backyard, talking to someone who looked like a co-worker of mine, except a lot fatter. We were talking about previous jobs that we had had. Then we were looking through all these boxes in the Pool Hall out in my backyard.

Climbing
I don't remember this one, but in my notebook it says, "Climbing, annoying girls."

I was inside this big gym, like the gym at school. Not a gym as much as a big open space for playing basketball. I don't remember much, but I remember asking if I could pee. There was beer on tap, and we played some strange game. Something was being choreographed. I don't have good recall from this.

Cute Girl in My Bed
I have only vague memories of this. In my notebook it looks like it says: "bikes quahgy bigack and everything training, toe fong flopatin wusy intrase cute girl in my bed." Not surprisingly, the only part I remember is laying in my bed with this beautiful girl, wearing only panties and a bra. She was teasing her panties to the side, so I got a nice view of her vag. I don't remember anything else from the dream.

Invisible Flying Man
It began on a boat. I was running around this ship, like a cruise ship, except that it seemed to be deserted. I ran into this room and found a group of other kids. I kissed a girl who was there, and she left a gummy bear on my lips. Then her boyfriend came out from behind a sofa and started yelling at me. His friend started yelling at me too, and so did the girl and her friend, also a girl.

I ran. I ran off the boat, and onto land. Strangely, the boat was not in the water, but on a race course. The kids were bullying me, and they chased me in a van. I remembered that I could fly, and I took off into the air. They couldn't catch me now! Then I remembered that I could turn invisible too, so I did. I flew there the air and soared over what looked like my middle school, from years ago. I ran into a friend of mine. I toyed with him, because I was invisible.

I was dancing on his head, when he pulled out these giant white guns. I thought it was loads of fun. Another friend of mine appeared and also pulled out a giant white gun. They both had their guns pointed at me. Suddenly I became visible. The friend who had appeared second got mad at my first friend, because she said she was going to shoot me, because I was invisible and she thought my first friend was just joking, that there was no one actually there.

Then all three of us walked inside a building. All our friends from this experiential school program we did last year were there. We were doing a gear test, where the teachers inspected our outdoor gear. I was grouped up with two people who I didn't know, and I don't think exist in real life. We decided to drop out because we knew our gear was not functional.

At this point I woke up.

First post in over a year! Wow!

Here is what it says in my notebook:
-alex denny, almost lucid, weird people, ranch, sucked into giant robot
-Halloween cocert, go mom won't let us go, zev's tutor, chris and carsten hippies, SCI

The first dream I have almost no memory of. I vaguely remember a large metal robot, but unfortunately remember no more. Too bad, because that must have been fun.

The second dream I remember well. I was in a house with my family. This band I really like, Moe., was playing a giant concert for Halloween. The dream jumped perspective, so I could see all the fun stuff that was happening at the concert. I could see people in crazy costumes dancing and sneaking in through this cave-like opening. Then perspective shifted again and I could see this big blue skateboard ramp. Everyone riding it was really small. I guess my mom wouldn't let my brother and I go to the show. I don't remember much else. I don't remember anything about SCI (String Cheese Incident), another sick band. But I just saw them at Red Rocks in Colorado, it kicked ass.

I'm going to try and keep updating this every night from now on.