The Mind is Power; My Dream Journal

So I woke up this morning and couldn't remember any of my dreams. I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and wake up a little bit and then suddenly I remember two VERY long dreams (for me) in vivid detail. And they were very different from eachother. How awesome is that? So it isn't an LD but it's still something. My dreams are picking up which has to be a good sign.

This was an epic dream. I come into the dream as a guy who lakes vaguely like my buddies dad (Jake k) invites me to come to his sons wedding. In real life I would never go because the son in question is an asshole and has Been horrible to me. But I follow the guy anyways.

He leaps onto an electric scooter and I guess I do too be because we take off on the pavement towards a turnpike once there I see a small replica scooter in the sand. I wonder to myself if I should grab it.

I don't because I decide he'd tell me if I should or not. We continue on and suddenly we are no longer on the scooter. In fact we are running. To the wedding. But first we slide to a stop under another sandy overpass and i see a bunch of bottles in the sand. The man next to me glances at a piece of paper and says I have to collect them. I glance at them and see that they are cologne vial looking containers of a coffee mixture. I realize to myself that these must be wedding favors and I am instantly disappointed because I was hoping my party favor would be a job offer. I try not to let it show and I continue to follow the man until we arrive at a beach where there is this gigantic boat in the water. It has a giant anchor to it's side and it appears that the captain of the ship, who is the brother I realize, is fishing for dolphins by shooting the anchor forward and slowly pulling it backwards.

And wouldn't you know it. Suddenly I am in the water and caught on the anchor. I struggle to climb up the giant mechanism until i come level with the boat from the anchor side. I am still underwater somehow and breathing through a giant blow off tube. I make my way nervously over to his boat and leap on board unsure as to how I'd be received. I glance into the water and see fins caught in the anchor.

And then we are walking down the sandy beach and my wife is there. So is my buddy Phil i realize. I start to tell Leah we need a vacation near a beach but she doesn't quite understand what I mean somehow and I storm off.

For some reason I'm in a co Ed shower and there is this totally hot black woman there. I'm minding my own business when suddenly she pulls me close and I think we have sex.

Next thing i know I'm at where I assume is my house. I walk up the stairs and go into my room and get on my computer. Shortly thereafter my irl wife shows up and we start fooling around a little bit. I try to go to this website that has adult material but I have problems accessing it because it has a specific and very inappropriate password on all the boards.

So I don't know why but I'm suddenly outside of an old looking wal mart. I drive up to the glass doors and park my car there. I give a wary look behind me at a crew of messed up looking beggars and then go inside.

All I remember from being inside is seeing the same woman from the shower. She is with who i assume is her friend and also her boyfriend. She sees me and asks if I remember her because she is pregnant. I freak out and say no and leave.

Outside of the store again I have to get around the beggars. Their faces seem to be peeling off and they seem to want my car. I run to my car and throw it open and hop inside. I glance in the back to make sure nobody is hiding and realize I'm in the wrong vehicle. I roll outta the car and sprint to whee my car really is. I repeat the process and that's all I remember from that dream.

Finally I get to avoid checking the "fragment" box