JonBingus

I went with my brother to the island. It had a resort on it, and in the resort we had a room in the forest. The room was shared with two sisters, one of them a famous movie director and movie star. I was openly flattering her, which she could hear through the trees seperating our sections. It was a pretty funny thing to do.

The island had real forest on it too. I went exploring and found all kinds of strange species of bugs, spiders that looked like plants and rocks, and other strange things.

The last thing I saw was the richest guy on the island. He was in possession of a massive car collection. I envied him. Then I woke up.

A wonderful dream. A place filled with big rich cities and the time to explore them. I found a girl and we went forth togethher, trying different foods and languages. I swam in the ocean and tried different things.

It was my mom's birthday, and everyone was invited to the cottage. I was hanging with some old staff from work and watching the ceremonies when I found a table sponsored by Lindor. I ate like 50 chocolate bars, then flew to my room to stash the rest. So good.

So I was nearing the end of a long dream that was pretty much the usual, involving a lot of travelling around the city with girls and friends, when I went through my old neighborhood. I looked at the metal guard rail and on the other side of it in the grass were a bunch of Beachmans. What the hell? They were all different shapes and sizes, with one of them being comically giant. Who had done this?

Suddenly, the door across the road opened up, and out came Conan Obrien. What!? I hug him and go in the house and meet his wife, who is a total fox. We talk for a long time about them and his family asks me all sorts of questions. They were my #1 fans.. so weird.

There was a girl that I knew who was part of a deeply hidden cult. The cult existed in the underground of london, where the people spent most of their time. They were told that everything the world said, the media said, their friends said was a lie to trick them into going to hell. They lived in these underground complexes and did everything on the schedule of the controllers. Babies, food, everything. Very much like that movie "The Island".

I convinced a girl to switch to my side, and she would report to me every night. By the end I got her mom and dad too. I can't remember what kind of proof I used to switch them over after a lifetime of believing this stuff but they did it.

The side plot of this was tha when they were in the bunkers I was either playing a new star wars battlefront game (like IV or V) and having epic space battles where Jeremy Moore was killing it in the online standings, or I was with Holly slowly uncovering a conspiracy about how instagram was going to use halloween to scan everyone's faces from their costume selfies.