JonBingus

So here I am, hanging out at the T house with my buddies, when suddenly there are soldiers in the woods. They have machine guns. Thomas gives the word, and we all start making gun noises and firing back. It's working, it's stopping them. We take most of them down this way. Soon a pair of girls in this crowd just walk in. They aren't playing along and dying when we shoot them. I ask them to leave, but the taller of the two just shows herself in further. She starts asking questions. She wants to buy the place. I tell her the price and say it's not for sale. Conflicting actions, I know.

Then, the allied forces of the Persian empire come up the hill. They charge upon us, and we fend them off with our Jewish forces, the Hebrew cavalry. The king retreats and we capture his army. Looking out over the hill, I decide I will conquer all the earth with this stolen army.

I return to the T House to relax. Sitting next to the front wall, the glass slid open and a beautiful cold ocean breeze coming through, I am in perfect peace. Absolute comfort.