A World In My Head!!

July 14, 2010

Synopsis: I pretend to be a cat trapped in a human's body!

Cat Roleplaying
Bad guys are after me, I don't even know why! They find me and accuse me of espionage. I'm in real trouble now and I don't know what to do. My friends come to my aid - and before I can say anything they make up a lie from the top of their heads.

"You don't understand, she can't be a spy! She's actually a cat in a human body. That's why you saw her sneaking around, because, that's what cats do."

"A cat?"

My friends give me a funny look I get it, I get it! I quickly get on all fours and do my best to imitate a cat, trapped in a human body. The bad men aren't amused! They leave, promising to keep a watch on me and if I do one thing un-cat like, it'll be my friends who will pay the price.

Well that was a smart plan!

I ended up role-playing as a cat for years I think I was even forgetting how to speak. At first the towns folk were like "I don't think you're really a cat. You're just a person like everyone else!"

But having pulled off my four legged gig for years, I was a tourist attraction and everyone loved me. I finally ask my friends "Is it safe to stop being a cat?"

BTW

It turns out I really was a spy! And I used my cat prowess to dig out as much info on these bad guys. After sneaking around on all fours in some fancy hotel, I woke up.