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    Zombies, and I Prove I'm Mean

    by , 01-09-2011 at 04:54 AM (891 Views)
    "The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties."
    Columbus, from Zombieland

    Zombies were everywhere! Actually, no. The zombie apocalypse was actually kind of sad. There were only like, what, 7 or 8 that I saw? Total? What a gyp. Nonetheless, there were zombies.
    I walked (of course I didn't run. Can zombies run? I think not!) to my grandfather's house from slightly down the street. I tried to enter the front door, but it was locked. Figures. So I went to the back and broke in through an unlocked window. Then I locked the window.
    I went to my grandfather's living room to spy my brother and my Gramps.
    "What?" Gramps yelled. "When did you get here?"
    "I snuck in through the back. The front door was locked," I said.
    "You should have knocked!" he shouted.
    He had a point. I went to the front door to keep watch. A couple zombies walked by, and one bumped against the door, but then continued on its way.
    I went to the kitchen to get a glass of water and returned to see my classmate Carolyn outside.
    "Hey! Let me in!" she asked.
    I don't really like her, so I said, "No," and made sure that the door was locked tight.
    I went back to the kitchen to get some more food, then returned to the door. A zombie walked up to it and pushed it open. I began to shove on the door to try and close the zombie out. I wasn't scared, just more annoyed at the entire thing.
    Then I woke up.This dream was dull. I don't even like zombies. And these zombies weren't even the exciting type, they just strolled along like a bunch of idiots. Only one opened the door, and I was able to shove it out and make it go away. Idiot zombies.

    These zombies are so darn annoying.

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    1. OwlDreamz's Avatar
      Lawl! That picture rocks!