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    Doug Funny's a Criminal and Spiritual Bathrooms

    by , 07-22-2014 at 12:02 PM (569 Views)
    Dream - Lucid

    I was inside some building at night. I don't know for sure what it was, but I was inside a bathroom in this building. Inside the bathroom was me, a police officer or some kind of law enforcement officer, and Doug Funny, who was the criminal. It was like he was trying to escape. He had a mean, angry look on his face, and had blood on his shirt. I remember the police saying something to him. They left me with him so I could detain him.

    Instead of detaining him, I spoke with him calmly. I looked for the wounds that were causing him to bleed, and saw two areas that looked like a bunch of raised blisters, one of the back of his head, and one on his stomach, but the one on his stomach was just a bunch of nutshells. I brushed off the nutshells. I told him I would bandage up the back of his head. He asked me to wrap some gauze around it. I told him I would.
    "Let me go look in the first aid kit," I said.

    I looked for the first aid kit, and couldn't find it.

    I then was in a room in the same building that had some long cafeteria tables in it. There were a few people at the tables eating, one being one of my managers from my old job, Laura. I think Doug Funny was also sitting there. I was worried that he would get in trouble for being there. I sat at a table that had someone else at it, but I sat alone. I was looking at my phone; I knew the sun would be up soon (I think this was bleeding in from having to be up early for work this morning). I remember talking to Laura at some point.

    I then went looking for another bathroom, because I had to go. I found two bathrooms, and instead of being marked "Men's" and "Women's", they were marked "Physical" and "Spiritual". I knew it was referring to physical families and spiritual families, and it had something to do with the Muslim faith. I went inside the one that said spiritual. Inside, there were these huge, luxurious stalls. I went into one that was close to the back. No one else was in there, but I felt more comfortable there. I sat on the toilet, and an oriental woman came up to me and started setting up this station for a foot massage. I quickly told her
    "No thank you, I don't need a foot massage!"
    She promptly left. I didn't want a foot massage while I was pooping.

    I remember having flesh-colored feces in a plastic Ziplock bag. I had to hold them in place while I tried to go to the bathroom? Didn't really understand this part too well.

    Then, as I was leaving the bathroom, I ran into a young Middle Eastern couple, maybe in their 30's or so. The man started to speak with me about Muslim spiritual families, using all these terms that I did not understand. His wife then said
    "Honey, she has no idea what you're talking about."


    ~

    I know I had a dream before this one, but again, insomnia kicked my ass for half the night. Getting pretty fed up with this sleeplessness stuff. I guess I was spoiled for awhile and was getting plenty of sleep. Now, I just can't seem to catch more than a few hours. Bleh.

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    Updated 07-22-2014 at 12:08 PM by 32059

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    Comments

    1. CanisLucidus's Avatar
      Heh, delightfully random. I'm surprised that life has led Doug down such a dark path.

      I'm also surprised to see you carrying around that Ziplock bag.
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    2. JadeGreen's Avatar
      LOLed basically the entire time I was reading this. I used to think that I had random dreams!
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    3. KristaNicole07's Avatar
      CanisLucidus-Ha! Right? God, my brain...I don't even...

      JadeGreen-As you should have, lmao. I woke up and was like...what just happened? o_O
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    4. Hyu's Avatar
      This was absolutely hilarious. XD
      Thanks for sharing!
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