• Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views




    View RSS Feed

    L33tsaber

    Assorted Fragments and the Cruise Ship Adventures of Obi-Wan-jolras.

    by , 01-25-2012 at 08:59 PM (319 Views)
    1. Something about a rivalry between all the planets

    2. Something about re-reading some books I'd read previously as a child and finding them far too heavy-handed in their message

    3. Something about really strange water-slides, including one with a robot polar bear that launches you into the water and one with antelopes that push you up the hills.

    4. I'm on a really big cruise ship. I decide to go explore, just to see what there is. First I eat some leftover cheesecake from a party. Then I find an indoor train that tours the whole ship and board it. The train passes several interesting-looking shops, and I stop at one (whose name was something like "Cossette Boutique") that sells replicas of stage costumes from Les Miserables. Finding I look quite sharp in an Enjolras costume, I buy it. Next thing I know, I'm being chased around the ship engaged in a lightsaber duel with someone who can't seem to decide whether he's Darth Vader, Darth Maul, or James Moriarty. I run up stairs, slide down banisters, weave around dinner tables, veer off into hallways, and even try ducking into a bathroom to take off my vest and attempt to hide my Force-presence. No dice. The duel makes its way back into a dining room where Darth Whatever activates a switch with the cork from a bottle of wine. I head to the end of a hallway with an elevator, but the elevator won't open, and all the doors in the hall were locked. I'm cornered. I ask if I can have a moment to telepathically bid farewell to my padawan (because apparently I have a padawan now...) and make my peace. He obliges, then runs me through.

    Then I decide to run around the ship topless because I'm totally a ghost now and I'm so sure nobody can see me. But everybody can (though they apparently don't notice the seminudity), and they congratulate me on my excellent theatrical performance.

    Submit "Assorted Fragments and the Cruise Ship Adventures of Obi-Wan-jolras." to Digg Submit "Assorted Fragments and the Cruise Ship Adventures of Obi-Wan-jolras." to del.icio.us Submit "Assorted Fragments and the Cruise Ship Adventures of Obi-Wan-jolras." to StumbleUpon Submit "Assorted Fragments and the Cruise Ship Adventures of Obi-Wan-jolras." to Google

    Comments