Lahzo

1. I was in the backyard during a party with a bunch of people. One girl had a few awards for being in the Air Force. We began talking about how being decorated makes us feel prestigious. I told her that I could be a bio medical engineering major or I could major in psychology. She told me that it's easier to become known doing something you love, despite the stereotyped reputation.

2. There was a family party at my house where everyone decided to get high. They rolled some huge joints and didn't know what to do with the trash. I took care of it by throwing it to the side of the house. After this, my step-mom decided to "blaze it" and smoke. She got so high that she needed me to drive her. She wanted to bang the man down the street. She told me that if I didn't find somebody for her to bang, she would bang me.

1. Driving home from the south and decided to stop and pick up pizza. I opened up my trunk to my dads car and pulled out my bike. I started to ride and ran into Tim and two sexy females. I decided to get my car and offer them a ride. When I came to a stop and shouted, a cop drove past my and I freaked out. I swerved into the incoming lane and came to a halt. The cop passed me on the right..

2. I went into Old Navy to use my gift cards on a jacket. When I went inside, I acted like somebody else and dressed completely differently. I didn't want them to notice that it was me. I picked out some clothes and went to the register. After the transaction was complete, I got into my car and attempted to drive through the store. They came running and asked me what I was doing, in an effort to avoid attention, I said "I thought this was the exit." I got out and went outside and texted my friend about going to the movies. Shortly after, cops raided a parked car for drugs because it was 4/20. An old friend from high school saw me texting and texted me what I had texted.

3. I was walking around town and bumped into a pizza delivery boy. We started talking and I decided that I didn't like him. However, I remained respectful. After some conversation, he pulled out a gun and started shooting at the store front windows a few hundred feet away. I freaked out and ran towards the movie theater. I ran into Tim and the same two sexy girls. They were playing truth or dare. The girls were dared to make out but barely kissed. Then they dared me to french inhale a cigarette. They lit it from the wrong end and it burst into flames. We all laughed and they said they thought I was cute.

1. Went to classes at my campus but somehow didn't have my car. I managed to borrow a previous English teachers truck. In class, I spilled something over my khakis and my boxers were visible. I asked if I could go change. I went outside to the car and put on skater clothes. I came back in and remembered Allison had wanted to go out and I was hoping she would put out. I came back into class kind of late but looked really sexy. Becky saw me but began hitting on somebody else, who tried to leave, but smashed a donut in the door.

2. Playing a zombie game with Marisa, whom didn't understand how it worked. I told her to fight them "One at a time. Just one at a time." I was playing a sexy clad woman. I closed doors behind one lone zombie, killed him bare-handed, and picked up the loot left on their bodies. I picked up a colt revolver and began to use it to my advantage.

3. At a LAN at my friends house. There was supposed to be a warm sunset that would make the night remain 81 degrees, explained by some scientific phenomenon and I had no complaints. I packed up my things and went to my moms car. The trunk was smaller than I thought and I had to push things out of the way for my computer. After I put in my tower and monitor, I walked back inside. Two friends mooned me from their car and I said "You guys have such cuhuuutee little butts." sarcastically. David was making fun of me for forgetting my power cable and I confronted him saying I couldn't carry everything at once.

1. I was in a particularly nasty Ohio winter with Brooke and some friends. She was having a going away party for New York. Everyone was trading their cards, and each had their own unique powers. I traded two monster cards for a card that mapped out Anjelica's home in Alaska. It was the part of the map that became white due to the massive amounts of snow. I gave this kid his cards and he went to piss outside. He was out there for the longest time so I went to see what happened. When I walked out, he turned and sprayed his piss over the tables of people and laughed. When he finished, I tried to get my "map" card back. He refused to trade so I tried to steal his card that gives you a hand shovel. I borrowed it and dug into the snow so I could pee without a cold Alaskan breeze.

1. Zombie survival with my friend Chris and another. We holed up originally in a destroyed building and set up a perfect camp. Chris was always a lone hero but I chose to group up and tag a long with him. After some time sitting around, we went into a backyard nearby and fought the zombies in melee combat. Chris held them off as they pushed down the trees to pass through. I ran towards some parks and was intent on living. My partner had given up and asked if I'd pull a grenade pin for him. We waited until zombies were near and I pulled the pin. It blew my head off but I managed to remain alive. I had the new ability to float around and talk to the living. We told Chris to get our supplies and head out. When we did, a cat saw us and stared, and almost immediately took off in fear.