I have no clever name.

2010-03-11

I was chasing what I can only describe as a beautiful Sprite into a tall building. Once inside, she trapped me, and began to play games with me. These games would have a very lethal outcome if I were to lose them. Even though she was trying to kill me, she seemed almost happy to be in my company. She even had me held in what I can only describe as a top floor penthouse in a hotel. In my mind I knew that I had 2 friends I could count on to save me. One was a vampire, about my age, but nevertheless, completely in tune with his powers, and a friend whom was the product of genetic experiments, with both Alien and Predator DNA in him. The broke into the building, and were trying to climb the stories to where I was. The Sprite had one last game for me, and I knew that she had grown bored of my presence, and whether I survived this game, I would die. My friends reached the floor where I was being held, they freed me from the deadly game, enraging the Sprite. My friends grabbed me and jumped out the window as the Sprite released her creatures on us. We must have been about 30 floors up, but that was of no concern to my friends, knowing their pasts. They put me in the back of a van, being driven by an unknown person, and began fighting off the minions. The creatures were genetically enhanced Predators, but were still no match for my Vampire and Predator friend, who had the strengths of both races in him. The van started to drive away from the scene and I woke up.

Predators and Aliens frequent my dreams actually now that i think about it.

2010-03-21

I actually rememeber having three different dreams last night. The first was of me and a few friends going out to Blockbuster to fuck around and look at shit. On one of the demo stand that let you play a trial game at the store was playing Resident Evil. I was playing this for a while, and when everyone else wanted to go, I couldn’t save my game.

The second dream was where I was on a spaceship, which was becoming engulfed in some kind of dark matter. The dark matter didn’t destroy the ship, or kill the people it swallowed, but transformed them into something inhuman. They lost limbs, and grew new one, broke bones to give way to shapes I thought impossible for the human body. I and several other people were the last people untouched on the ship, and the dark matter had receded, but left behind patches, and the creatures. Creatures started to chase us, when we ran into 2 people loaded with ammunition and guns, saving us. The group of us made our way carefully through the ship, and eventually had to cross the outer deck in an environmental suit. Some people were caught in the patches of dark matter and disappeared. Once we re-entered the airlock, I woke up.

The third dream I had, was after I had fallen asleep again. I and my friend Dylan were playing a virtual reality Call of Duty MMO, as crazy as it sounds. It was more like an MMO than anything Call of Duty has for multiplayer, but we had the guns and equipment. Every time Dylan got a kill, his title would show as Officer Prime. We partied up with three girls, and started to play. After a couple games, I woke up.

2010-03-26

I dreamt that I owned a pet wolf. Every now and then, we would howl at the moon together. That dream wasn’t very long, but another dream I had was that I was shopping with my mom, and told her that I needed a new razor for shaving. She held up a large blue crescent blade, and asked if this was ok. I looked at her and asked if she was retarded.

2010-04-07

My record for dreams I could remember in one night; 5. This first dream, I was surfing on the internet, and was tricked into watch a scary video. The only way I can describe it is called “The origins of the Grudge”. It scared the shit out of me, and woke me up.

When I fell back asleep, my second dream was where I was a break dancer, and was doing a practice gig in an open gym. Later I went over to my Grandparents house for a party, they asked me to perform but I refused.

In my third dream, I met a girl at a concert, and we were talking for a while. When we left, she couldn’t figure out where she was staying and I offered her to stay at my hotel room. She offered to sleep on the floor beside me. I remember being up all night looking down at her from the top of the bed, and desperately wanting to have sex.

In my fourth dream, I was playing a Resident Evil 5, Call of Duty and Nazi Zombie remix game. It was a virtual reality game, but when you died, you felt the pain of your character, which was part of the fun, and would cause you no real harm. This seems like a terrible idea considering we were facing zombies, and the pain from being eaten alive would have been excruciating. Everyone else died before me, and their screams of pain over the mic were already enough to freak me out. When the zombies finally cornered me, I yelled fuck this, jumped out the second story window, and shot myself in the head on the way down. My friends all booed over the mic at me not facing the pain, and we all laughed as they called me a pussy.

My final dream of the night, it was with the same friends I was with during the last dream, but there was no video game, and we were at some pizza restaurant. There was an arcade right beside it, so we got pizza, and then decided to play some games. After we finished, one of my friends decided that he wanted to order pizza with a green crust. After looking at him quizzically, I woke up.