Lokoloi

Some guy was luring people to a parking garage where he played music so loud you could hear it from practically anywhere. I made a plan with a nearby bus to scare him with its horn. It worked. I said, "Get jumpscared, idiot". Then he was like, "Someone must have called human resources in response to the music"

Me:You're MAD about that?!

The bus driver after catching up with us: Hey it's that you? Again?

Me: Ooooh, you're a REPEAT OFFENDER?

After I said that he bolted to his car. I chased him while repeating what I just said when he closes his door. He was the saddest man I'd ever seen.

Me: alright I'm done. I'll leave you alone if you leave me alone.
Then a squirrel in a nearby tree jumped at me but I grabbed it's head and was about to spike it but then I woke up because I heard a terrifying sound.

Is this a fragment? +1?

One of my friends turned into Kevin heart, then got into gambling. He made so much money that he gave me 30 k! I think all I was concerned with though was air frying some chicken. The air fryer was black, but it didn't look like the one that I have. It had two knobs on the side of it for heat and duration.
I remember not recognizing it and asking my mom if she bought a new air fryer. We were in a new apartment. It had an elevator that took you up to the fourth floor, but for some reason you had to walk the rest of the way. One time, one of my friends was chasing me upstairs for fun, then he turned into a titan from destiny and started shouting my Miranda rights. Exotic engrams were coming up through the floor as I ran.

+.5 Non Lucid Fragment