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I was back in Europe and Amy was with me. I felt like we were in Greece but I don’t quite remember. We were at this famous dock that was known for having lots of shark spotting’s there. It was like an old make shift dock with slabs of sun bleached wood nailed together and posts on the sides. The dock must have only been 5 feet wide and 50 feet long. The water of the Mediterranean directly below was crystal blue and only about 10 feet deep so you could perfectly see the white sands at the bottom. But what arrest my attention was not the beautiful dock or the clarity of the sea beneath, but rather the abundance of large, incredible sharks swimming passively right under me. It was like clockwork, every few moments (maybe 30 seconds to a minute) another massive shark would swim slowly underneath me. Giant whale sharks, over sized nurse sharks, long thresher’s, wide mouth basking sharks, all casually migrating by me. Amy was at a gazebo near the dock. The gazebo was placed at the back side of a restaurant and was all made of white stucco like concrete. As I took pictures with my phone (dream sign) of the sharks I shouted back at her in amazement. I had this feeling that I should be careful with my phone for I might drop it into that water and as I repositioned my body I did just that. It was strange because normally this would have really upset me or pissed me off but I was to happy to really care. The only thing that troubled me was that I had lost the pictures I took. I yelled out to tell Amy what happened and she shouted for me to come grab her phone to use it instead. I joyfully walked off the dock to her table, and plopped down into a chair at her table and examined her salad as she dug her phone at for me. I stole a taste of it and savored its sweet dressing and leafy green spinach. When she handed me her phone I walked back over to the dock.

I was making sure that I was holding her phone more carefully then I did my own and began to snap shots again. A baby whale shark passed under me and Allen was suddenly next to me. I pointed the shark out to him, explaining what it was and pointing out its white spots. Allen was amazed like a little kid would be, asking me a million questions. Its sort of funny because at one point he asked me if we would see any great whites and I laughed that they didn’t swim in the Mediterranean (funny because none of the sharks I dreamt really do). Allen had vanished from my dream and my uncle Kyle and his wife Erica had appeared on the dock and I waved them over. Then my dad appeared (dream sign, he’s been dead for 4 years now) and I excitedly flagged him down as well. The dock started to fill with strangers and then a “dock tour guide” appeared and asked if everyone was ready to take the dock out on open water so that we could examine more shark specimens. This meant that the dock was mobile, I was stoked. My dad ( huge shark buff) began to point to different species of sharks and expain different characteristics and facts to each one. After some time the boat docked and the guide said that we would be offered some free chocolate milk and that the tour would pick up again. He also said that if we wanted some cookies or macaroons that we would first have to impress a small panel of authentically dressed African leaders. I took my free chocolate milk, slurping it down through a fat red straw, and enjoyed its cool taste. Everyone got into a line to dance for the African leaders. I pooped my head into a very sterile grey bathroom to see that two ladies were having a serious conversation and then decided to get in line as well. The African leaders played some sort of salsa music and were not impressed by the nervous dancing styles of the other people. They looked utterly bored. When it was my trun I decided to give them a good laugh. I said that I couldn’t dance for shit so I turned my butt towards them and started to shake it. I then went on to do the “salt shaker”, “running man”, and many other classic horrible moves. Everyone in the room and the leaders began to laugh. They decided that I had “earned” my cookies and I walked on to get them. The dock guide announced that we would be getting back on the tour soon and to hurry up. My dad was ranting on about all the awesome sharks that we were about to see up close and I was getting super excited. I had noticed that I had somehow lost my chocolate milk and decided to run to get a new one. I was feeling such joy and then waking life Allen woke me up. >=/

This was one of the most enjoyable dreams that I have had in a while, even more then my recent lucids. Since I believe that there is no real difference between memories of a waking life and memories of a dream, I place this memory as one of the happiest moments in my life. Something about all those amazing sharks, clear blue waters, warm sunny sky, and talking marine life with my dad again brought me such a sense of joy and peace. I was pretty bummed when Allen woke me up from it before it had ended but I am just thankful for the experience.

It was late at night and I was driving to someone’s house in Seattle. I wasn’t exactly sure who the person was or why I was going there but I felt nervous about it. I pulled over, got out of my car, and had to walk down a dark street where darker alley ways and bums polluted my path. When I got to the house I walked through the back door. I made a straight line through the house all the way to the front door. On my way I witnessed a murder but pretended as though I wasn’t bothered by what I saw so that I too wouldn’t get killed. As I made my way to the front deck a man gave me an object with brick like dimensions that appeared to be tightly packed in a black garbage bag like substance. It was obvious what I was being handed. It was a ginormous brick of cocaine. I was given an address and told that I was to deliver that brick there. I quickly agreed and walked off. Curiosity got the best of me and I opened it a little to “taste test” it. A bum me and what I possessed. I put the brick in my black purse and began walking very quickly to my car up the hill. The bum was now chasing me. He got to me and tried to yank the bag out of my hands. I pulled the bag right back and began yelling at neighboring people to help, shouting things like “this bum is trying to steal my bag!!” Some people came and helped. I ran to a bus. It was now light outside. I hopped on the bus and so did the bum. We fought for the bag again but I won and the men on the bus helped. Everyone, including the bus driver, was on my side. I sat on a seat alone. The bus driver was pulling down a famous dock that seemed to wiggle as you drove and this made the passengers nervous. We all laughed. The bus driver noticed that police had been fallowing them since I got on the bus. I assured the bus driver that it must have been because of the bum and the driver agreed. I grew nervous. At one point on the dock I looked out and navy ships, several squad cars, and police helicopters were all waiting for the bus to pull over. I began “magically” breaking up the brick into smaller bags and stuffing them into my bra and underpants. I told the driver to let me off at the next stop but to keep the bum on for a few stops after me so that he didn’t try to rob me again. The dream cuts to a scene of the man who handed me the brick talking to some of his associates. He apparently set me up to see if I could handle myself well. If so, he was going to make me his mule. I was very angry about this. Dream cuts to a scene later. I have broken out of prison and blaise is with me. There is a puppy in prison too but he dies from a radiation related injury and I am incredibly sad for the little dog.

I was driving home from work and I was having a really tough time controlling my car. The freeway was far more complex than usual. There were many lanes, twisting and spiraling into each other. My exit contained 3 potential ways to go and I chose the wrong one. I went to turn back around and get on the right one but the police were blocking the easy exit. I pulled up to an exit they were allowing and I knew that I would die if tried it. The road shot straight up into the air a few stories with no side railing before shooting straight back down. I watched a car go about 100mph and make it but I was convinced I would not be so lucky. It was like something out of a Dr. Souse book. I pulled over to a park and began to look for my phone to call Allen. When I couldn’t find my phone I grew panicked and was on the verge of tears. I felt like I would never be able to go home again (a little dramatic I see now). I got out of my car and walked to the center of a park. It was warm and sunny out. A gay men couple walked up to me and introduced themselves and their 3 adopted small children. They were all so polite and sweet. One of them said they were about to go “lift-a-sailing” and wanted to know if I would like to join. Basically there was a giant chairlift that you would see at a ski lift but it didn’t require any machinery. It flew in the sky in all directions really quickly. I said okay and I hopped on. We but a safety bar in front of us and it took off before I could put on my seatbelt. It was flying super high and flashes of light from the sun were blinding me. I was laughing and squalling like if I were on a roller coaster but it was even more fun than that. After a while I got my seatbelt on and the ride was becoming more mild and relaxing. It was moving forward smoothly. One of the men said that they could fly me home if I wished and I quickly said yes and thanked them. My last memory of this is seeing the highway in the distance and rolling green hills under me. The sun was straight ahead as we drifted towards home. I was overwhelmed with an extreme sense of calm.

I was staying in a really nice hotel in a city during Christmas time. Allen was with me. It was snowy outside and everyone was bundled up in big winter coats and scarves. This is one of my favorite times of the year so I was really excited. The hotel was massive and fully decorated in reds and golds, bustling with people. The most interesting thing though was this massive fish tank in the middle of the hotel. Inside were sharks that everyone was calling threshers but really they were thresher shark tales with hammer heads on them. There were about 50 of them in this tank; it was so packed with the sharks that they couldn’t swim without bumping into each other. I was fascinated by them and how aggressive they were. I watched as one larger one tore a smaller one into pieces. Their teeth were even more unusually pointy then normal. I got up right next to the glass, practically touching it with my nose. One of them was looking right at me and bumping into the glass over and over again. I signaled to allen to come closer. I explained to him that they must be each between 7 and 10 ft long. I was standing in amazement. Above the sharks were a metal container with seals. The sharks were trying to get to the seals but they were clearly safe so I didn’t worry about the little guys. One of them hopped out of the metal container and onto the ground next to me. I picked him up and scratched behind his ear, he apparently enjoyed it. Then I set him down to leave. When I walked upstairs I looked once more at the tank for a little bit before going outside in the cold with Allen.

I was on some remote island. The beach was huge and all I could see for miles was crystal blue ocean. The sun was huge, and very warm. I was sunbathing alone in a very cute 1950’s inspired bathing suit when Spleen walked by. I asked him if he would take a picture of me in the water so that I could always remember this place he said sure and sat down on the beach. I walked out into the water until it was up to my neck. Then I swam on my back back to shore. I found this so enjoyable and peaceful that I repeated this a few more times. I had totally forgotten about Spleen and I felt like I was alone. When I had gotten back to about my neck in the water for the 4th or 5th time, I remembered that a lot of sharks inhabited these waters and that it probably wasn’t safe for me to swim in. I quickly swam back to shore and walked back one the beach. Spleen told me about the party on the island that apparently everyone was at and that I should join. We walked together into the forest where sure enough there was a massive party with fire dancers, music, and lots of food and booze. Allen was there spinning to a crowd of girls and I laughed at him. He gave me a wink and I grabbed a drink and began observing everyone at the party. It felt really nice and relaxing to be there.

I was in a giant camp ground. The landscape reminded me of the Gorge Amphitheater. I was there with Dina and Michael and we set up a big tent for the three of us. I remember Michael was making a huge deal about where the tent would go in relation to where the car was parked and how much privacy our camp area had. I really didn’t give a shit so I let Michael be in charge of it. After we set up our red tent, we started to explore the area. It was an extremely sunny and warm day. I could feel the sun on my skin. I was in jean shorts and a red tank top. I had a strip of acid that had gotten some water on it. The strip contained 6 hits. I ate the whole strip because for some reason I believed the water on the strip was diluting it. Michael then gave me an ecstasy pill and I took that as well. There was a carnival adjacent to our camping area. In the carnival was a “spooky” Halloween themed ride. I wanted to go onto the ride but I wasn’t sure about how I would feel being on acid and ecstasy and going down the steep roller coaster portion of it. Instead I walked around the end of the ride which was an enclosed haunted house thing. It was extremely well decorated and I enjoyed looking at the ghost and skeletons. When I walked back outside of the haunted house, the cast from “Always Sunny in Philadelphia” were there. Charlie (from the show) was bragging about how he “banged me” (something Charlie would say on the show) 3 times to Denise. I’m not attracted to Charlie at all and I had no recollection of this “banging” taking place but I didn’t care because the drugs were starting to kick in. I felt extremely happy, at ease, and super giggly. Charlie continued to brag to Denise and Denise looked really upset. For some reason I felt bad for Denise and I walked up to him to cheer him up. He was gazing aimlessly out onto a pond in a really cheesy fashion and this made me laugh a lot. It was becoming twilight out and I remember looking out over the scenery and thinking it looked really beautiful and magical in a way. I stood for a while looking at the sun set over the cliffs. Something weird happens here and I disappear from the dream. Now I am seeing things from Denis’s point of view. As Denis I look over and see Sarah Palin running towards me. I turn the other way and see a house where a party in going on. I run into the house through the back sliding glass doors. A lot of attractive people in there 20’s are there drinking and dancing to the music. I lock the door right as Sarah begins to pull on it. I then remember the front door is unlocked and I run there and lock that door as well. I get there just before Sarah does again. Then I rush to the top floor (of this 3 story house) where I find Mac. I warn him that Sarah is coming and that we need to hide. (I am really not sure why I was so scared of Sarah Palin in this dream or why I felt the need to hide from her.. lol) I see a small shelf that is obviously wayyyyyyy to small for me to fit in and yet I crawl into it. (Should have realized I was dreaming here.. Big time!) I pull a blue and white afghan blanket over my body to conceal myself. Almost immediately after I hide myself, Sarah walks into the room. She pulls the blanket off of me and pulls me out of the self. Sarah has cut her hair in the style of Xena the warrior princess and is wearing the exact same outfit from the show. I (Denis) begin to scream “Lucy Lawless” over and over again at her. She snarls at me and grunts like a pig. I manage to wiggle my way free from her and run out of the room. I hop down an entire flight of stairs but she is still faster then me. She grabs me by my collar and pulls me towards her face again. I (Denis) scream out like a little girl and begin to repeat “Lucy Lawless” over and over again. Wake up… WTF??

I was staying at a REALLY nice hotel. It wasn’t you typical swanky high end hotel, but rather really modern and funky. It had a really chill vibe even though you could tell that it cost a small fortune to stay there. The lobby was massive with giant over sized dark red pillows on the floor instead of couches. There were Persian rugs and waterfalls along the walls. The stair cases were absolutely massive brownish granite and huge pillars were on either sides of each case. I was on something.. acid I think. Beats antique was there along with shpongle. They were all sitting around a hookah and talking casually. I sat with them and we all spoke to each other as if we had known each other for years. I was taking hits from the hookah and was really happy. I told the one massive chick that I loved her belly dancing and that I wanted to learn to do it. She stood up and started to show me her moves. I was fallowing along with her and I was nailing it! Everyone casually clapped for me and I sat back down. After a while I decided that I wanted to explore. I said goodbye to everyone and went on my way. The hotel turned out to be in downtown bellevue and there was a waterfront connected. Suddenly I was accompanied by someone. He is a dream character and not a waking life friend. We were walking around and talking about some adventure that we once had had. The actual conversation is hazy to me. Then I wake.


This was the first TRUE nightmare that I have had in a while. I was on a train. It was super huge, with many rooms and cars. There were really big bedrooms within the train. I apparently was a mother of two young girls. The train was super haunted and we couldn’t get off. Every time we went under these really long tunnels the ghosts would present themselves and the whole train would shake uncontrollably. I was in a bedroom for me and my two daughters. I knew that a tunnel was coming up and that we would see the ghost. I was trying to comfort them and tell them to close their eyes, not to open them NO MATTER WHAT they heard until I told them it was okay to open them again. Then suddenly two little girl ghost appear. They were incredibly real looking and extremely terrifying. They were trying to terrorize my daughters and my daughters couldn’t keep their eyes close. The train shook and me and my two daughters got thrown to different corners of the bedroom. Then the two ghost girls showed their dead selves. They were laying on the ground all chopped up and bloody like the two little girls in “the shinning”. Their limbs were rolling around the cart and their bloody heads were laughing. My daughters were screaming in fear and I was screaming to them to close their eyes, that it wasn’t real, and that it would all be over soon. One of the bloody limbs rolled onto one of my daughters and it looked like she was going to have a heart attack. A mother ghost then flew into the room and at daughter about to have a heart attack. I jumped into the air at her to get her away from her. When I did that all the ghosts turned into a black like smoke and disappeared. The shaking stopped. I swooped up my children to comfort them. I was so frighten I was shaking uncontrollably. I took them over to the bed. We all sat under the covers. I had a strange sense that it was never going to end. That we would never get off the train and attacks like this would keep happening. I decided to try and find a way out. I told the daughters to stay under the covers, for some reason I knew the ghost couldn’t really torment them if they stayed under them. I decided to leave the bedroom and do everything I could to find some possible way off the train. I started to explore. Suddenly the dream shifts. I am no longer a mother, but rather me as how I am today. Allen was suddenly on the train. I see him in a door way. I turn the opposite way of him and saw a revolver starting to float in the air. I started to run to allen screaming. I jump on his back and he starts to run us into another bedroom. He shuts the door and tells me to get under the bed. I do as he says and he fallows me. We are laying there under the bed when the door creeps open. The revolver drops to the ground. We lay there staring at it, not sure what to do. Then it floats up again a little and shoots at us. Usually I would wake up way before this point in a scary dream but I stayed awake enough to see the bullet fly through allen and then tart to hit my arm. I wake up extremely quickly and I was super frightened.

I was at work and for some reason I had decided to leave. Allen and I met us at a really modern movie theater. I had really good feelings towards him but for some reason I wanted some alone time so I told him I was gonna go see a chick flick and that he could go spin the staff and we would met up later. He kissed me on my forehead and said okay. We parted ways. I suddenly realized that I was wearing an EXTREMELY sexy outfit, fishnets, booty shorts, and a sports bra. I looked hot as hell and I could tell that everyone was looking at me. The security at the movie theater told me that I didn’t have to pay and that I could skip the line. I was stoked. I decided to get a pretzel and cheese. I walked into a movie and sat down. It seemed like I watched the whole movie in the matter of two minutes. I have no idea what it was about. I left the theater and decided to walk back to work. I was shocked to see that no one was working and the front doors were open. The place was packed with customers. I got really anxious and started to help people. There was a super annoyed guy waiting in line to get a loan on a gun. I was helping him as fast as I could and I kept calling out for todd to help me .

For for some reason in my bathroom looking in the mirror. Allen was sitting on the bed in the bedroom. I couldn't see him but I knew he was there and I was talking to him about lucid dreaming. I look down at my hands and they are all fucked up. the right one is huge and missing two fingers. The left is too thin and awkward. I instantly know I am dreaming. I don't need to perform and more reality check but I do another hand one for fun and get an odd number of finger. I being laughing and cracking up. Then white swirling light starts spinning around me. I start hearing the music to atc " around the world" and I am singing the song. My voice matches incredibly to the music. It is the coolest thing in the world to me and I sing louder and louder and the light swirls quicker around me. I know that I should stop and control the dream. I know the singing is getting me excited and that I risk waking up but I do t want to stop. I can sense the presence of my dream guide. I have never met him before but I know he is there. I don't think he is human or animal. I have never had the problem of waking up from a lucid in my life before from getting over excited and yet it happened this time. I know I am about to wake up but I accept and continue singing. I decided not not completely waste the experience (though that beautiful white light, swirling around me, melting my surroundings, and lifting me I in the air is NO WASTE) and I work on feeling what it feels like to he in the dream state. I can sense it even now. The energetic buzz running through my body. Then I wake up and im fully alert. it was probably one of my shortest lucids, only lasting about 5 minutes, but it was really nice after a long dry spell.




Me, allen, dina, leo, Raechel, alicia, and some other people I know are at this pool party. Were all chilling in the pool, drinking white wine, and having a good time. I have one of those inflatable sea monster tubes around me. I keep cracking jokes and Raechel keeps laughing way more then she should be because what I was saying wasn't that funny. In turn I laugh at her. Then we all realize we have to go to the airport. We all get out of the pool and suddenly are there. Dina, allen, and Leo all have to board a plane to Russia. I give allen a kiss and say goodbye. Alicia and I go to the airport bar and decided to get some drinks. Some guys are hitting on us, including the bar tendor and I am getting tipsy. I then get a sudden burst of energy and tell alicia that her and I should hop the next flight to mexico. She agrees and starts jumping up and down in excitment. We rush to the flight, drinks still in hand and slopping over. We get tickets just in time. We run to get to tthe plane in time to board it. We find our seats and sit down next to eachother. We continue to sip our drinks and ask the flight attendant for more. We start planning our trip, like staying on the beach to tan, going out at night, and eatting A LOT of mexican food. I am so excited for all the cheap shopping. the plane starts to take off. I lean back in my seat and close my eyes while smilling. I wake up

I was myself but in some way I was Lisbeth salander from my book "girl with the dragon tattoo". I decided that I needed to flee Sweden. I managed to hope on a plane with no ticket. I wasn't sure where I was going but I knew it was going to be the farthest location possible. The plane was sooooooo strange. First class was in back. Their large comfy seats made up most the plane. Then there was just a small bunch of cheaper seats up front, about 10 per row. The isle way was the best part, it was huge. No bumping into other people. I casually walked down the isle. I realized that they may want to see my ticket so I decided to hide in the bathroom. The bathroom was gorgeous! Tan leather seats. The toilets were regular seats with little holes in them. It was a spacious shared bathroom so multiple people had to use it at once. Lucky for me no one else came in. There was a huge window in the bathroom. I sat on a comfy over stuffed seat and I relaxed as I took in the view. Next thing I know we are landing. It is somewhere so beautiful and warm. Some type of tropical island. I land and I am united with allen. Im so happy to see him. We walk around and then get a room at a hotel. The room has white walls and floors and is a little shitty but we don't care because were happy. Two cleaners are in there cleaning. We notice a giant spider and a cleaner smashed it against the wall. We become nervous about the bug situation at the hotel. We decided to tip the maid a $10 bill. The money was not US, KRONOR, EURO, or PESO. I am not sure exactly how all my money was like this. We go explore. The water is crystal blue, the land is beautiful, and tourist are everywhere. I snap photos of allen and I as I walk. We still don't know where we are. I hear a man say that we are in Aruba! I was excited because I've never been there before
I was wearing jeans and I felt a little warm. Suddenly the air gets to a more comfortable temperature.
(Dream signs in this dream that I unfortunately overlooked: white walls, taking pictures with my phone of scenery, having weather change as I will it to)

Fragment: me and allen are talking to Stephanie over the phone. She says that her, g, Izra, leo, and someone else are at a rave. They begged us to go. We don't really feel like it but we say okay. We walk there and were tired. We walk in, its nothing like a rave, more like a bar with white sheets splitting up rooms. We realize that the place is huge with many rooms. Potentially it gets more rave like but allen wants to leave. We walk outside. The outside is a pier. Stephanie calls and says 3oh3 is there and other popular bands. I tell allen we can go back but he says no. I say okay and we walk home.

Hanging out with allen and leo in my room. We all are talking about our dream books that we are keeping. They are regular not pads with hand written dreams. Then it gets to obvious that its a dream and I don't realize it. I begin to fly around the bedroom. From corner to corner, over the boys who are sitting on the bed. Instead of them being impressed, they are annoyed by my flying antics. Allen decides to play a trick on me. I sit on the bed and he is going to scare me and grab me. I somehow now have super strength too and when he reaches for me I hold leo up as a shield. I start laughing and calling them noobs.
*memory laps*
Then were at our yoga studio. Its pitch black outside. I am standing in the doorway writing down a dream I had. A guy walks in and im in his way so he says something rude to me. I retaliate with something clever. He tells me that he iz going to tell gary the owner of the studio and kick me out. I call him a jackass and I don't believe that he can. Then Nancy walks in. She is pissed at me for some reason and I have no clue why. I become super upset. Ray walks in and I try to explain to him that Nancy shouldn't be mad at me. I explain to him that I have a dream journal for no reason. I start to wake up here. I can feel my real body. I am aware of the dream and yet I don't become lucid at all. In the dream I rub my hands together to try and get back into the dream. When it started to work and I just continued with the dream as though I wasn't aware of the dream. It continues for a while with me just walking the yoga studio for a bit. I wake up.

Was at my gmas house. It was in a new location. It was in the woods, surrounded by trees, overlooking a lake. She told me that her other house was around the lake. I started walking around it,pushing through trees and I could see some men on the other side. I decided to go back. I fell into the water and was drifting along. My sister was suddenly much older and drifting with me. I stopped at a sand bar but she kept going. I started to live at the sand bar. My sister came to visit and was upset that I didn't keep going with her. I sat on the edge of the sand bar and looked out feeling shame. Hailey left. Allen then came. Be told me he was taking me home. I packed my belongings. We fit all of my stuff in an inflatable pool that floated on the water. I put many boxes of clothes and toiletries in it. Then he strapped a life vest on me. Then he attached a big floating tube to the front of the pool thing. We were to sit on the tube and drift home. We did for a while. Allen saw the land we needed to get to and jumped off. I could hear him talking to Michael. I fell off the raft. I was trying to get back on and steer it but was struggling.


Black eye peas were at my apartment. We were all hanging out. The weird tall one with black hair was missing and fergy and will I am were talking crap about him. I began to discuss with them the various wonders of lucid dreaming. I talked about it for what seemed to be an hour and they were super interested. I then realized I should do a reality check. Was going to do a nose check when my dog jumped on me and woke me up. F'ING DOG.

Me and allen were watching a killer whale show like shamoo. There were 3 whales in the water and one woman diver. I was impressed with how the whales would fallow the woman and how great of a swimmer she was. The woman was going to have the whales splash the audience. The whale did a flip and a large amount of water water sprayed onto the audience. Something went wrong and a large object was projected at a man in the center of the audience. He flew into the air and smacked against the wall. It was something like out of a movie. His body laid there limp and he was covered in bloodn his arm was twisted. I ran over with some guys to check on him. The men lifted him. I kept asking him if he was okay but he didn't answer. Blood pooled from his lips. I told the men he wasn't okay. Suddenly the man woke and said "im fine you Bitch". I was a little shocked but found it hilarious. I sat back down with allen and we began laughing. A woman came up to me and scolded me for laughing but I didn't stop.

(Woke up for a moment)

Was coming out of a building. I was holding baron in my arms. I noticed that in the car parked next to me, two lions were sitting like people in the front two seats. I was astonished at what I was seeing. I hopped into my car, shut the door, and set baron in the seat next to me. I quickly rummaged through my purse to find my phone to take a pic. I found it, turned and went to open my car door when I found a tiger right outside my door. I quickly shut my door and stared into the tigers eyes. I turned to see another tiger on the roof of the entrance. His paw was hanging low. A group of wemon were walking towards the tigers without knowledge of them being there. I was filming with my phone to show allen later. I was worried when I saw a black house cat in one of the womens arms. The tiger on the roof hopped down in front of the women. The tiger rolled over to its back. This gave the impression to the women that he was friendly. He reached up and grabbed the cat with his paw. The women including me started to scream in panic. The tiger bit off the cats ear. I stopped filming in horror if what was about to happen to the house cat. Finally a lady pulled the house cat away from the tiger. I was relived.

(Woke up for a moment)

Was at a giant vet packed with people and animals with allen. I was attached to the same zoo shamoo was at. We were picking up baron. Baron was nolonger a 15 lbs puggle, but rather a 300 lbs one. He looked like a bear he was so big. I noticed the different but though nothing of it. The nurse brought out a baby tiger. It was super super cute. They asked me if I would take care of it for the next 8 weeks. I remembered the tiger that attacked the house cat earlier and asked if the cat was dangerous. I over heard another nurse telling a woman the same thing and handing over another tiger baby. The woman was pissed and demanded that he train the baby tiger for longer then 8 weeks. I heard the nurse explain that its parents were put down earlier that day and the zoo couldn't let them go for any longer. I somehow knew that the parents were the two tigers from earlier and I felt bad. I agreed to take in the cute tiger kitten. I was holding it in my arms. It was so adorable but I could tell that allen and baron didn't like it.

(Wake up for a moment)

Im back at the zoo on a floating gazeebo. I called laura from australia for some reason. She was super excited to.hear from me. I told her all about my recent vegas trip and we were laughing a lot. I could tell that she was with people I didn't know and I could tell they were interested in my vegas stories. I was spinning in circles as I talked to laura and I began to get dizzy. I finally decided to sit near an edge of the floating gazeebo and look down into the water. The gazeebo was tilting from side to side. I looked down in the water and saw large crocodiles looking back up at me. A few men walked by me and asked if I was okay. I didn't respond and I kept staring at the crocodiles with my phone to my ear, not paying attention to what laura was saying to me.

(Wake up for a moment)


Was in some tunnel under ground in somewhere like india. There was all this weird burnt shit on the ceiling about 4 ft wide. I for some reason tastes it. It tasted like fried chicken. for some reason I knew that this meant the monkeys would soon come. I was worried that the monkeys were agressive and I asked the other person with me to run. I crawled up some weird steps with caution, crawling more like stepping. I could see a glow at the top of the stairs and hear men talking and laughing loudly. I think I may have been a man in this dream. I was created at the top of the stairs by a small boy. He was frail. I knew he was a slave. He asked me if I saw his papa. I shushed him and said yes, he will come for you soon. The boy lit up. I knew his father was dead though and I only said it to cheer him up.

(Alarm goes off.. Nahhh)

Was with allen. I was some type of sniper or something for a group of powerful villians. I has in some way upset them and was no longer going to work for them. I was in paris. Allen and I quickly packed some bags and ran out. The streets were covered in rain and it was dark. We had to flee by that night. A old man stopped me in the streets. He asked if my name was lana. Lana was my fake name for while I lived in paris. I answered by saying not anymore and I walked away. I felt sad by this because I loved my life in paris. Next thing I know, that old man was chasing allen and I. I jumped behind some bushes. I knew I was dreaming at this point. I willed the man to go away and he did. Then I forgot I was dreaming. (Dammmnnnnn itttt). Suddenly we realized we left an important document at the apartment. There was no way we could make it out of paris with the document. We carefully went back to the apartment. No one had been there yet. We grabbed the stuff. When I openned the door for us to leave, 4 or 5 man were waiting for us on the other side of the door. They rushed in. They pulled allen into the bathroom and tied me to a chair. I was filled with fear of what might happen next. It sounded like allen was having the shit beat out of him. I was realived when they said that they just needed me to kill just one last time for them. I agreed as long as they stop hurting allen. They did. They told me that they would keep him as hostage until it was done. I left in all black close with an envelope with the name and address of the man I was to kill. I read the name and knew that it would be a near impossible kill. I looked back at allen and became extremely anxious

Was in a house with imaginary siblings and mom a d my real dad. It was a late night when we woke to explosions outside and loud booms and crashes. An alien life form has landed and they looked like fucked up colorful robots. They were slowly ripping people in half, probing them violently, and torturing them. Many were im my house and my family was being pulled apart. I was bllind yet was somewhat able to see what was happening around me. An alien robot started to pull me towards it. My father pulled me out of his clutches and then he was grabbed. He urged me to run, get out of town. I saw that he was being violently probed and ripped in half. I ran outside and was running as fast as I could to the edge of town. The air and sky was a swirly pink and smoky. Everywhere was mass distruction and slaughter. I ducked out of the way of many flying debris and alien encounters. I made it to the edge of town. No more aliens. My sight was back fully. I found a upscale hotel where nancy and her friends linda and candy where staying. I told them what happened, they were horrified. Just then loud heavy sounds were coming from outside. I looked and saw an armered vehicle with missels pulled up facing the window. I told everyone to get down on the ground. The missels ripped through the hotel in a fire blaze. The boomed directly over my head. One of nancys friends died. I knew someone was after me and I needed to stop this. As the tank rolled away I had a sensation that it was wayne from the bank. He was a super high power ceo now with high security so it would be tricky to kill him. I quickly ran to his head quarters which looked a lot like a giant white mall with really high tech stuff going on. Waynes officeand home were top floor. I knew I needed to get inside there to end him. I acted casual and pretended like I didn't know about the missel or alien attack and quickly made friends with random people there so that I could laugh with them and act casual. Katie from the bank was there too. I text wayne asking if I could come by to loom at the shoes he was selling. He showed up with hast and was very upset when he saw people with me. He was grumpy and said he was in no mood for a party so only I alone could come in. I knew he was prepared to finally end me but my plan would not work if I didn't have people with me to back me up. I told him I would come back later then. He was pissed. My group and I walk away and I can see that wayne is asking security to fallow me. Shit, I need an escape plan. I see tyler (josh's little brother) and I ask him to give ne a ride out of there. We hop in the car. He has a 14 year old girl in the car with him who is not only his girlfriend but still in elementary school. She is super bitchy and I start to make fun of her. He drops her off at an elementary school and I give him shit. He's 19 and doesn't need to be with a 14 year old. We get to a grocery store and I ask him to drop me off there because I figured I could hitch my next ride to keep wayne off of my tracks. Big mistake. Two guys are inside and they decided to hold me hostage in the store. I spend what feels like hours running from them and fighting with them for my life. I manage to get us outside and I isolated myself with one. I grab a large rock and repeatively smash in his face with it. He dies. The other is looking for the one I just killed, so I stuff the body under a car knowing surely he will kill me if he.saw what I had done. Luckely the mayor and his wife pull up distracting the guy. I tell the wife what's happening to me and she calls the cops. I am still scared that he will kill me before the cops come so I hide in the woods. I see that they are very close to me and I almost fall down a huge hill. I almost feel like giving up but then I remember wayne. I devised a plan to get in his apartment once again without him knowing, waiting for him, and attacking like a panther



Me, allen, and leo are all veterinarians. We are at this kind of creepy farm at the top of this hot windy mountain. We look at all the animals in the barns including horses, cattle, goats, ect. Allen and I get nervous when we see a giant st bernard sized raccoon coming towards leo but he gets out of the way just in time. We all decide to go on a canon walk and I found a box of about ten infant baby pandas. I regurjitate my food to them and then we bring them back to base. I am awarded for my find and are appointed panda care taker. They are so cute and Barron even likes them. He kept pokinhis head in the box and sniffing them. Then me, allen, and leo enter a super mario game. I go first getting the most coins and stars. Allen goes second with one less star then me and leo gets the same as allen. Yay! I win!

LUCID!!! Was at my gmas old house. I stepped outside for a moment and noticed 4 boys down the street. I think I was becoming lucid and I was twirling around. They started sprinting at me. I coulndt make them stop. Ran back in the house. Locked the door. Waited a while. Remembered I was dreaming. Rubbing hands together walked out back. Looked down at hands, the right one had 6 fingers. There was a massive rolling hill with trees and a roller coaster. I wanted to fly. I jumped as hard as I could in the air and I was flying. I was in a dog like position and every time I supermaned I went to fast and got scared. I did really well, weaving between trees and the roller coaster. I eventually flew back to top of the hill where my gmas house was and landed.


Was at the pawn shop. My gpa tom walked in and I hugged him and began to cry.from my guilt. He told.me he still loved me and that gma was waiting to eat dinner with us at some fancy seafood restaurant. When I walked up to the table I saw the back of her head. She turned to me and hugged me. Again I cried. I told them how sorry I was and how much I missed them. They forgave me and we talked a bit.



Was at shop. I was helping some really annoying customer who kept yelling at me and calling me names. I wanted to also the old Bitch but nancy was there. I knew which car was hers.in the lot. She went to the bathroom and I stepped outside to catch some air before finishing her loan. I saw two scrubby girls cross the lot to her car and break into it. They got it running. I though about just letting them take the bags car but I figured that would be wrong plus we would never get rid of her. I ran out in front of the car. They barely stopped. I pulled the driver out of the car and beat the shit out of her. The other girl ran. Then I dragged the driver into the shop. (I think this dream sparked or started the one before)

Allen and I had been traveling around. We got stuck in a beautiful country called gopi in north africa. I wanted to.see pyramids. It was lush and tropical. Just shoot me played on the tvs there. We decided to.build me a room there and I absolutely loved it. We traveled back home. Stopped.in bellevue and a lady was going to make me pay her lse bill for her. I didn't want to. Allen headed home to sammamish. I went to bzquate to pay it. Couldn't find parking. Decided to.keep the money and head.home. to allen.


Was throwing rocks at the top of a building. Some guy in a car watched me fallowed me. I was scared and ran behind a house. Called the cops and he went away. Walked to the bell square areA. Was waiting for raech when a creepy fat samoan dude came up to me. I quickly got in raechels car and locked the door. He spat red wine at me. I reparked the car when he left. Raechel showed up with alicia. They went to a private all girls school. Alicia asked me to go to the dance with her. I said yes and put on a pretty silver dress. Andrew bulzomie zipped it up for me. I was sas that I wasn't going to hang out with allen that night. The headmaster of the school told me she loved purple and raech wore the ugliest dress ever. I tried not to laugh

I was out walking around by myself. It was a warm summer evening in a densly tree area. Walk up to my house which is this massive house with a ton of step in front. I see wayne sitting on the steps and I stop to say hello. He starts hitting on my so I get up and go inside. Im carrying my shoes in my hand. Allen and leo are inside. They are playing games and ignoring me. I don't care much and I relax in a big comfy chair.


Allen and I had a baby girl. Sooooo weird! We kept having to drive her around places and hold her and put her in the car seat. Allen really likes her but was too scared to hold her. I was super anxious. Kid rock drove by and tried to race drive us. I was scared for the baby.


Allen, me, and a group of friends go out to get some food at a comedy club. They hear of a bar downstairs and they all wanted to go. They left me there sitting alone. Everyone else left the club and im the only one there. That waitress tells me mybfriends suck and that I got to go. Im super embarrassed but just then allen comes back alone.



Allen and I are out at a cat race. People are racing their cats for money. I told my mom to buy and save for.me.fantAsia but she never did. Im pissed. Allen and I look around at all the hampers (which are.used to hold the cats) and we pick out one for ourselves. Then we went to the movies. We are sitting in the center seats of a packed theater. Allen starts violently tickling me and I laugh loud. People around us are pissed.

Was in giant spralling house in france. It was cold outside. Was sitting on floor petting a dog. I was talking to a fam member of allens about lucid dreaming while sitting in some chairs. Allen, leo, and g mere in a room talking about going to mcdonalds. Allen and I walk outside. I do a ton of nose reality checks. Didn't first belive I was dreamining so I did hand ones over and over. I kept missing fingers. Then I turned my hands black. LUCID!!!! Look out into the water. Giant creatures are swimming. They have over sized goat heads in white and brown. They're creepy. Allen runs to the water and jumps in. He swims far. I attempt to make portals to bring allen into the dream or at least go to his dream. I fail. I put my legs in the water and loved it wasn't cold. Giant creature began to swim up to ne and I got out. Continued with the portals. Then I made allen come back to me out of the.water. people ran out of the house. Allens mom told allen to go inside. I asked why. They told me it was haunted and everything was shaking. Allen went in. When he came out his top buttons were undone. I tried to hold him and he pulled away. Told me that the house got to him. Was unhappy about dream setting. Made myself wake up.




Leo was on allens and I bed. He was telling us a great story of his adventures in the frozen tundra. He stayed there for a class with just one husky, some rations, a gun, a tent. He told us how he servived and later found that his car had been stolen. Allen and I were amazed.

Was in a small town with riley. He was under my care. Town was going to shit. Monsters, demons, and zombies infested the town. I had to get riley out safely. I was scared that someone would see us leave. Dream moves forward to me and allen in a warehouse. Allen is blind but the most massive fighter against the zombies. There is a part where me and allen are running on the top of a row of bikes to escape zombies and then he rips them apart. We look to the front door opening and see baby Barron running for his life in slow mo. A group of fat zombies are chasing him. He is pulling a giant wheel barrel so he is slow I scream barrons name and run towards him. I sail him up in my arms right before zombies get to him and allen jumps down and starts ripping the zombies apart

LUCID!!!! was moving to london flat with dad. Dina and some people I didn't know were gonna be there. We went outside and I noticed the sky was a swirl of bright warm yellows and light blues. I could see the moon in the sky and it was like 1 million times bigger. I pointed it out to mt dad and decided to do a reality check but I didn't really beleve it. Then I realize d I was dreaming. Looked down at my hands, the right one had 6 fingers and the left had 4. Went inside the house and looked at all the beauty it had, rainbows of colors and fabrics. It was shinning bright with sunlight and I could see beautiful plants outside. Everyone was in the kitchen. I passed by them to go back outside. They fallowed. I gazed at the beautiful sky and the bright sun warmth. I walked down a path to a wide river. A man stood in the water and said the water was cold. I willed him to say itbwas warm and I got in waist deep. It was warm. Them I noticed something in the water and got out. Walked along side the of the river and saw 2 dead creatures in the water. They looked so cool. Like part eal part whale. They were about 15 ft long. I decided to walk back up the hill.towards the house. Did.reality checks the.whole way. The hill was so beautiful and green next to the sun. Stood at top of hill and was thinking of what I should do next. The others joined me. We all faced.the sun and spread our arms outword. It was soooooo deeply relaxing and peaceful. Shit, alarm goes off.

Living with allen leo and snoop dog. Thought that they were all out of the house and wanted to walk around naked. Got naked and started to walk but then I heard snoop and ran back to the room to put on clothes

Was in a giant warehouse thing and there was scaffolding with stairs in the corners. I was on one. The whole building was shaking and I was worried the scaffolding would collapse

Something about starting highschool over again in that warehouse from above. The halls were packed. Remember walking with cliff and complaining about something. He was really high and kept saying "my life is great man"

Raechel was reporting in the middle east. I heard she got shot and I was crying in fear she was dead. Then she sent me a message on facebook and I was relieved but I urged her to get out.

Was playing sins with allen while he played his game. Then I was trying to fgiure out what to make for dinner

Raechel and I were in hawaii. She got accepted to a school there and knew the dean well. They were talking about how they could.get me in. A graduation ceremony was going on.

Verra wang had to take care of megan fox and some lesbian. She wasn't too happy about it. Then some guy that looked like kid rock talked about how he made monster truck cool by playing rock music instead of country. He showed me pics of charlie sheen getting wasted at an event.

A lot of my friend ands my cousins and ray pawnshop all came to my aparment to hangout. Allen suddenly came home from drinking. He was really high off coke. I tried to wisped to him asking why the fuck he did coke and come.home like that. He said really loud, its okay we tongued to tongued it. I said with some girl and he laugh and said she was fat but then winked at travis and walked to the kitchen. He was twitchy and loud like a junky. I kept trying to talk to him quitely and he kept shouting ill do coke when I feel like it. I slapped him a few times. Everyone was on there way out and commenting on how big of an ass allen was. Allen kept saying you all need to exit so I can put her.in check. When they left I started screaming at him that I could lose my job cuz ray heard it all. Allen laid on the bed laughing. Id need been so pissed.