Whacky adventures in a fragile world.

Sunday, April 17, 2011*

I awaken in bed at about 6am and decide it's a perfect time to WILD.
At first, I'm unsuccessful so I turn over on my other side. Moments later I'm sitting up in bed behind my covers and I'm afraid. I have my eyes shut, but I can feel something in the room and it starts grabbing at me. This whole time I'm thinking "It's not real only a dream" so I start telling it to go away. I think it works eventually because my eyes are open and my room is empty. I lay back in bed cover myself and think "I have an aura protecting my head and my covers protecting my body, I'm safe". I remember reading the aura thing somewhere. Next thing I know I can feel something climb up onto my bed and on my back. For some reason at first I panic and actually grab one of it's hands. The hand felt so damn real I just squeezed. I don't know what it looked like because my eyes are still shut. In a panicked state I try to scream and just as I do it laughs in my ear. I then remember that in SP there is the old hag and if you fight it lasts longer so I relaxed and knew I couldn't be hurt and it wasn't real. I wake up in my bed stiff and admittedly frightened. Im in the original position i rolled into while attempting to wild. It takes me a few minutes to confirm to myself I'm actually awake this time.*

Monday, April 11, 2011*

Me, mathieu and a few others were walking around what looked like the area around the Julep. We then see the prince driving a fancy European car and treating it poorly. His passenger is the worst, he is banging his bottle of beer on it as they drive. I make a remark to Mathieu that we should tell the queen and get the car for ourselves.*

Like that were at her place. There are a few cars parked nearby. She asks me what I like. I point over to a beat up dart that seen better days. She asks me why. I tell her that I love muscle cars and am currently looking for a project. She says no and hands me an auction slip. She then says if I wanted I could sell that someday and buy one if I wanted. I look at it and she had given me a Shelby cobra worth about 113,000$. Another guy was given an old zonda and I forget what mathieu got. I remember shaking the queens hand, but it was now a younger man and a black women. She wasn't very attractive and had a gap between her front teeth. We all walked towards our newly acquired cars and jumped in. I barely fit in the Shelby which is odd because I'm not too skinny or fat. I had a hard time moving my right foot to reach both pedals. I was also on the right side because it must have come from England.*

Later, I'm at a light and when it turns green I drift it around the corner with ease. I then see the prince and pull up beside him. I crank my wheel all the way to the right at a light. When it turns green I do two 360 spins and get beside him and hit the accelerator. I fly by him like he's standing still and I flip him off.*

Up the road, I see a test track and a bunch of cars racing. Its one of the top sports car track testing their new line of cars. I make my way onto the track even though it's private. I zip past everyone while I fly in and out of tight windy corners. Eventually, I catch up to first place and see a Lincoln town car. I zip by him victoriously and make a mad dash off the track.*

Security, upset, follow me down the road. I had a friend film the whole thing so my perpective went to him. He hid behind the bush and "made a run for it like a robbery" there was then some voice with an epic one liner, but I forget most of it. "they were seen again, but never all together and never.......".