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Long, random, pointless but creepy dream.

Starts off.... I am in a strange room getting a Tarot reading from a most obvious Gypsy trickster, slightly sexy but extremely creepy couger of a woman. I ask about my love life.

She rubs her temples... I mean really? yes... she's rubbing her temples... And in an aged voice she says.
"Your case is too Troublesome for me to comprehend... You will go to a concert soon with me. and I will meditate on your situation then as we make love to the music."

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WHAT? So suddenly there's a metal concert nearby. It's nightwish.. but the lead singer looks like Sinead Oconner. Trying to avoid the creepy psychic who folled me there, and trying to get a better view of the stage, I use my completely normal and believable ability That I must have in waking life... I jump and hover in the air and get closer to the stage. It must not be a dream because... I do this All the time you know. I hover towards the stage as the band is finishing a song. And that's it The concert is over.... how dissapointing.

BUt.

Another band is going to play another show fairly soon.

I meet up with completely random dream friend who I've never seen before in waking life but I've somehow known my whole life... and we walk over a grassy park in between s et of houses to go towards the next concert. On my way. I come across two completely random DCs. who aren't threatening. But something tells me that I must kill them anyway. Both of them I pound their faces in until their faces cave in and ciollapse on the ground. This is always fun. The first punch they are always startled... but too slow to do anything. so whuile they meditate on that. I just pound their faces in! YAY!

"Nice," My DC fruiend says.

The next concert is much better. We are standing against a rock wall. right by a cliff, and in the cliff is a pit of fire. Demons are being thrown into the fire and on the other side of the pit... is where the next metal band is playing a concert... It's just really cool. But then the dream ends.

Jealousy.

There's a girl I like. Who I'll just call K. And i find her at work. Earlier ni the day I thought she had left. but now at the end of the shift she's there again... weird.

The dream speeds up and we are in a mall cafeteria or something. There's a guy I recognize who is talking to her. He's waering a checkered red coat and a hat. I grab his arm in mid sentence and pull him away from her. I spin him around to face me and say.

" hey man... wait... You're not him." he looks puzzled," Uh yeah... your not him. Everyone has a twin brother right?" I finish and release him. He laughs.

The dream speeds up again and we are at K's house. Her mother is talking to her. and I am sitting on a couch. She's making a bed in front of the couch and looks back at me once in a while. She seems a bit puzzled I am there but seems to accept it. She sits beside me for a long moment and then gives me a hug. then goes to sleep in her little bed. aww.

Ontario

I travel to Ontario to visit some distand relatives. But I find out that they have moved away the day before to Sudbury...

In a later part of the dream. and Older woman who I know gives me a hug.

I say, "Yeah a hug is nice." or something and she says.

"Yeah that's all your getting. you're not very attractive."

Gee thanks.