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WTF

Starts off. I am visiting an internet celebrity most well known for his movie reviews as The Nostalgia Critic. I am in his house wandering around. I think i find him for a few moments but..

The dream shifts around and I'm at another strange house. in the back of my mind there is a movie i am thinking about where a strange mixture forms something like black oil that bubbles.. and if it gets on you, even one drop, it first eats away at your skin slowly, second you turn into a zombie like thing and can cause the same effects to people you touch, near the end you crumble into a pile of blackish grey goo.

I am monitoring the people in the house making sure they don't accidentally create this stuff and get infected by it . Twice i see this substance form in the presence of people, and twice i tell them, "Hey don't touych that stuff, don't get one drop on you." what does one guy do? HE effing touches it and a patch on his hand starts going grey... What a moron, maybe I should have said, "Make sure you rub that stuff all over you and it will give you everlasting life." No... maybe then he would have taken it anyway. The other guy is randomly walking by when the substance bubbles and a drop falls on his arm and his arm begins going grey.

I leave the house to escape the chaos... and seem to forget about it. There is a random dream girl by a tree. I become semi lucid randomly... Honestly NOTHING makes me lucid I just become lucid for no reason in most of my lucids. I jump up and fly around a bit. Then over her. Then i land in front of her and kiss her. Then the dream ends.


J finds me.

This is one of those dreams which I hate waking up from. There is a waking life backstory to this to which I will summarize. There was a girl from work earlier in the summer who was kind of flirting with me. She had to change jobs, so I gave her a way to get a hold of me, I gave her my facebook, to which she said, "I'll contact you tonight." She, of course, did not. Few days later I show up to work two hours early... I see her leaving the store. I wait a while and decide to check out staples. and as I'm there she is at the store... but never facing me and always with her back turned. I mean... did she turn me down by not contacting and now that I've randomly, by fate, have run into her, she is avoiding the issue by turning around hoping I won't recognize the back of her head? Or is she stalking me, and being a bit of a coward? I dunno. it's just weird so I leave.

A week later her name starts showing up on my facebook suggestions. So she looked me up? I message her and she doesn't reply.

And just recently I've decided to move away and change jobs. I only have a week left... crappy job, no steady girl, just weird game playing girls... Extremely annoying family... what would you do? so yeah I'm moving. Then I get THIS dream:

I am in a random house that appears to be out in the country. I check the mail box (the box that snail mail comes in but now only usually contains bills and annoying advertisements) and I have a package from Her. on it.. it says "Do not open. It's just garbage. nothing but dirt and paper" Why would she send me that? IDK. But I open it anyway... she did after all send it to me. The first thing I pull out of the large envelope is one of the lamest cliches ever... A paper from a Wal Mart brochure... with some dust on it. What the hell? There is more dirt and paper.. but I just know there's more to this package. I sift through it contents and produce a key. OKAY...

I look to the yard and see... A small mobile home trailer. From her? Well as it turns out they key just happens to open the door. I peek in and what I see startles me. In it is various things and items I have wanted all my life. Random DVDs froms tar trek, Books by Stephen king. other random stuff. It's like she went through my facebook page and bought me a bunch of stuff based on that. and sent it to me in a trailer... Wierd. This girl has some serious issues.. but it's kind of sweet.

Anyway There is random dream friend DC in the yard and I show him the trailer. Then i go around town. I am moving away and bragging to people about my new trailer. It's kind of funny.

So I move? I dunno I'm at wal mart again. And she goes into the backroom with her vest on... I thought she quit. I walk by the office and notice Lou at the computer... Didn't she notice Jen walking in. or did she get her job back? So jen is in the lunch room wandering nervously behind me. I give a come hither motion with my finger and she comes over with a smile, pretending she just didn't send me some wierd gift...

I say, "J... The trailer. why did you..."

She just starts crying. and she is saying, "I'm sory I'm so sorry about that I.." I just hug her. Yeah she's being a bit wierd and creepy. But she did all of that for me... all of it. and I just can't help but accept it. I forgive her. I kiss some part of her forehead? her head is bent down. It's all very touching.

The dream moves on. and I am walking with her and Dave from work. I am shopping and she is just following me around the rest of the dream looking happy. I wonder if I am walking too distant from her. It's been a long time since I've been in a relationship so I am worrying if i am being too distant all of a sudden. We go intoa random town with interesting looking houses. Then she watches me buyy random things like peanut butter.

then I woke up.. Damn.... Damn...