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Some Recall over the past few days.

I have a note that says, american pie joke. Basically I dreamed at work and made an offensive joke referencing the movie american pie.

Transporting

Dreamed I was out in the countryside. Some guy hired me to dig Special tunnels for him. We'd drive out in the country and go in some underground mine where we kept digging until we'd reach a portal that would transport us to different small towns about the countryside. He really wanted me to keep it a secret and his tone implied something really bad if I told anyone.

Jesus hotline

Dreamed I was a part of a website that answered calls for people asking About Jesus. I got a call and for some reason the customer was skype calling me. I saw a vid of a filipino girl going "hello, hello?" and I would answer but she kept saying "Hello." over again. I ended the call.

Wasted Lucid.

I was in my house somewhere and there was a woman. and I said to her. "This is a dream I hope you know" She gave me a whatever kind of look and said, "Yes I know."

Suddenly I was outside in calgary on a train thinking of what I wanted to do. I forgot my main goals and proceeded to tell the bus driver to take me to a casino. I entered the casino and told them I'd like a seat at a poker table. They handed a me a keyboard that said Table 9 seat 5. I went looking for the room and couldn't find it. I asked a floor walker where the room was and he pointed too an ugly wooden door with a broom, a mop and a garbage trolley in front of it. I walked in expecting a maintenance closet but found a small room with a poker table with all the seats filled. I went to the dealer and showed him the card, but the guy in seat 5 wouldn't move. He started arguing with me about it, I was about to rip his head off when I woke up.