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NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Actually I feel kinda drained. There's something spooky going on with my body and I did not sleep well. Had feverish hallucinations half the night and woke up and fell back asleep perhaps ten times total. The dreams were very weird.

22.00: Sleep

10.30: Dreams and fragments
*I'm with Monica at a sex therapist of some sort. We've had our session and another couple is in there. They all come out and the therapist looks happy. "They were great" she says, as if they all had sex. The couple seems to be happy and talks a bit with us. I'm just hoping they won't ask us for a foursome.

*There are tiny little santa elves all around. They're evil.

*I'm at work, cleaning out a shed. It's got moths and butterflies all over it. I shove dust onto the floor and soon it's clean enough. I get out and talk to a coworker of mine. He seems very happy and points towards a place further away where he's set up a bunch of sticks with markings on them for me to read. I grab a rake lying on the ground and head over there.

*I'm running away from farmers down a dim lit road in the middle of the woods. A wire set up across the road appears and I have to dodge under it. There's a weird device on the ground just below the wire, and it clicks just as I get close. The mine explodes but doesn't kill me. I continue on down the road and can hear the people chasing me behind. I run down into a ditch and hide under a ledge, just like Frodo and the other hobbits did in the "Lord of the Rings." I suddenly realise that I'm not alone. Infront of me behind a few branches is a terrified blonde girl in her twenties.

"My father is coming here" she tells me with a shaky voice. "Please help me, please?" I plead. I quiet down as a head pops out just above mine. "Hey girl, what are you doing here?!" the man asks the girl. "I...I..." she stutters and I can see she's not sure if she should tell on me or tell her father. I grab my two axes, a tiny one and a much larger one. I shove the tiny axe right into the man's neck and he opens his eyes in shock. "That's not where the kidney is..." he says and I stab him again. I split his mouth open with the axe and blood pours out. I'm horrified by what I'm doing but I have to to survive.

I run up onto the road again and I can now see several of the people who has been chasing me. I dodge under mine wires set up all over the place but they still blow up when I get near. A weird tank with a gunner's tower appears and I get into the gunner position. It's got two machine gun barrels and I blast away, trying to kill the ones that are after me. A small war breaks out but my gun doesn't seem to do much.

The dream skips. I'm now in a mall running around with an awesome futuristic gun. There are loads of buttons and wheels on it that I turn, and the gun shoots out different kind of things. Mostly it's just light and laser rays, but I find a button that makes it shoot small paintballs made out of rubber. I aim at an Asian celebrity and shoot a few of them in his face. He gets really upset and starts looking for the person responsible. I laugh and run away.

*I'm at my computer. My brother Morgan and my sister's boyfriend Johan comes up behind me. Morgan types up a website that reads like: "360JessicaAlba." A pornographic picture comes up and I try to close the window, but it's one of those strange virus sites that just keeps opening up a new window. I freak out and yell at Morgan for even knowing a site like that since he's so young. I grab his arm and drag him into my dad's bedroom where my dad is. I yell at Morgan while yanking his arm to get some effect, he doesn't seem to care. "You're telling him off good" my dad says. Morgan suddenly starts to cry rivers and I realise that I am too. That makes him stop crying. I let him go and head to my computer again. I tell Johan to be very careful in the future.

10.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7-8 hours

Supplements: 200 mg B6

That's it! Stupid fever dreams. I'm sure I'll have more of them tonight, yay...

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!