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NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a couple of random dreams last night, had a beer or two and didn't expect to dream much really but I did! Even got lucid twice which was such a relief. Hadn't had a proper one in a while.

02.00: Sleep

11.30: Dreams and fragments
*I'm in a warehouse, it's a couple of meters across but seems to go on forever. I see Stewie and Brian from "Family Guy" on a red rocket. They take off into the air and disappear. 'Awesome, I want to make a rocket too and do that.' I look around for rocket parts but only find a fire that has almost gone out. There's white coals everywhere and I figure they must have heated a water tank over that then using the pressure to make the rocket fly. I walk around the warehouse and people start showing up.

I spot a few boxes with different screws in them. It's a big mess and I decide to organize things a bit. 'Hold on, I bet I could get paid to do this.' I look for the manager and find him, he's an old man with a cane. "Hey, how about I do some work for you and you give me hundred crowns?" I ask him. He just laughs at me and tells me he can't. "Okay, then I won't help you clean that mess" I tell him. He doesn't seem to mind and starts walking. I follow him and we exit the warehouse. The landscape is pretty amazing and the colours are bright.

It looks like we ended up in a cartoon world. A graveyard appears ahead but all of a sudden these weird, green, ghost-slimes appear from the ground. The old man's cane gets stuck in one and he can't get it loose. "Come on" I say and grab his arm. The slimes appear all around us and soon we can't even walk. I active my light super power and they can't touch us for ten seconds. I run as fast as I can to get away from the graveyard but when only a few seconds are left I realise I won't make it.

*I enter a door to taekwondo practice. A black belt I haven't seen before is there and I bow to show him my respect. A couple of white belts arrive and I start drinking water. Apparently it's graduation day and I'm going to teach some of them some moves. I realise I haven't been practicing for a very long time and has forgotten most of it.

*I'm with some friends at a Chinese restaurant. They start going into the kitchen and I yell to them to get out of there. I ask Felix what he's getting and he points at a pot on the table. I look inside and it's full of rice and vegetables. I decide to get the same.

*I realise I'm dreaming and touch the shovel I'm holding to stabilise. My legs feel funny and I'm in a dim lit room. The dream starts to collapse and I black out.

11.30: Arigato goshaei mashtah! DILD
I'm lucid from the start but it starts off in a funny way. I don't know why but all my friends are getting a dream each, with a special theme that they will love. It's my friend G's turn and I know he loves sushi, so we're going to a sushi restaurant. We're in the poorer part of a town and up ahead over a small bridge is a shack which I know is a Japanese place. G's sister is standing by the door. "You can't come in yet" she tells us and tries to close it. "I don't care, this is a dream" I say and squeeze through a hole in the door. "Goshaei mashtah!" I say out loud.

I sit down next to a Japense guy eating rice and shrimp. I grab the shrimp and eat it, it tastes great. I start goofing around, talking home made Japanese while eating his food. He gives me an angry look but I flick the chop sticks with a Bruce Lee "HOOOOO" and one gets stuck in his eye. He doesn't seem to be hurt though and I ignore him. My brother and G takes a seat and I eat some more rice. A waiter shows up with a beer. "Do you want to drink endless amounts of beer?" my brother asks me. "I'm not wasting a dream drinking beer" I tell him. "One of the longest lucids I've had in a while and you want me to waste it just like that?"

I look down at the table and there's a pie there with purple blueberries and custard. "Awesome!" I say and grab the plate. I finish the pie and touch the swirling patterns on the plate to enhance my sense of touch, stabilising the deram a bit. I get up and head into the kitchen where I found my mom. A group of girls are having dinner by the table, my sister is there too. I talk to my mom for a while but I can't remember what. "Oh well it doesn't matter because this is a dream anyways" I say. I walk up to the table with the girls. I grab a blonde one with her back to me and pull her to her feet. "No wait, he's not going to, oh yes he is" my sister says as I pull down the blonde girl's pants. She's got a pretty revealing, black, sexy outfit.

Spoiler for 18+:

I take off her panties and she bends over. The view is amazing but I remember not to focus too much. I go down on her from behind while looking at the wall to remain rooted in the dream. After a while I pull down my own pants but the dream fades quickly.

11.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9½ hours

Supplements: Lots of alcohol

That's it! A couple of points for the competition the day it ends. This Friday I'm going for a proper WBTB with some G+C. We'll see how it goes.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!