MaximumRevolver

I was with some people. It felt like I knew them but I don't remember who they were. We were at a cemetery, or like a park or something. I remember there being something large like a big grave to my right because I couldn't see past it. We were led there by some woman. She revealed to us that she could use God's power to change the weather and demonstrated it. Then she called to God and the sun shone brighter than anything I've ever seen on us. We all went to our knees, I remember being able to imagine what I thought God's voice would sound like and it made me feel terrible. I felt like I was going to have a heart attack. And while this was happening a small tree near us would burn up, then grow back. Over and over.

I was with a group of prisoners. So I guess I was also a prisoner. We were walking in a maze that had the same interior design as a public bathroom. The place was very dimly lit. I turned a shower head on and the water was incredibly hot. I found a hallway that had lights coming from it. I was about to open a door that led to the lights when one of the other prisoners acted like he was gonna lock me in so I made him go first. Inside there was a projector showing Finding Nemo on the wall. There was no sound.

The dream started with me and my friends going to see a scary movie. All of them got their tickets and I somehow lost track of them, so they disappeared. So I went to get my ticket and they were sold out. A strange fellow came to me and said hey come see this concert, its got girls that spit on you it's crazy.

The second I got to the theater hosting the concert it was no longer me, it was me watching a boy and a girl who were there. I don't think it was a date. They seemed like friends. The girl looked like a young Rooney Mara. They both had light blue face paint that resembled eye shadow. I can remember looking up at the ceiling and it wasn't there, it was replaced by the sky and I could see the meteors that I had watched earlier IRL, except there was much more than I had seen. The boy lost track of the girl and lost her much like I had my friends earlier. The lead singer knelt down and comforted the boy saying he understood.

I got into some sort of army. We had fake swords and assigned washing machines. This one guy was mad because he got ranked with us noobs and said, 'Are you douchin me?!'

Some Catholic church made you convert in this city or you were executed. We had to prove that we were Catholic by reciting bible verses. Also Chuck Norris was working at Best Buy.

My family got into a country club. Everything was free but we had to go with these radical Christians. They sang grace at dinner time. Taylor Swift was there saying something about a bus.

I dreamt that I fell in love with one of my friend's sister. Pretty confusing.

I had a dream that I cut my own hair and a bunch of people watched. There was more to it but I don't remember.

I distinctly remember something about video games and pies. I had moved away to another college and my family had followed me there. I mistakenly signed up for a theater class. Jacks Films made a video (they did not in real life) about a character from a game I play and there was lots of criticism so he made a video of him riding around on a golf cart yelling, 'suck it!' I had been out for the day and I came home to my dorm and...snuck through the window? And my friend was sitting there wearing my clothes and playing on my laptop which was odd.

I had a dream that me and Korra lived with these other people around the late teen-early twenties and we were a team of some sort of card game, but it was in a universe where everyone played them so it wasn't like we were nerds or anything. And we had like our leader or whatever, and he really didn't like the game, but one day we woke up and he had these essential cards that we needed to compete in tournaments and we were really excited.

I was invited to my friend Trung's house to eat dinner, and what I didn't know is that it was a formal occasion. So I was under dressed and apparently there was a girl there who wanted to marry me. It was okay though cause there was some guy I didn't know who was wearing sweatpants so I didn't feel too bad.

I was at this old hotel called Havarti's, and my dad's old college buddy was there and we partied in a pool with hot girls. Oh yeah. And all the guys in the pool were naked and trying to get the girls to get naked. Me and a red headed girl wandered off then I woke up.

I dreamt that I had a bigdaddy doll, and I had to freeze my wife cryo freeze my wife for some reason and I kissed her frozen body to 'let her know' it'd be okay.

I dreamt that me, Ryralane, and my friend Kori and some other people I don't remember play some sort of card game with Ellen page in like a surfboard shed on the beach.

I dreamt that I was at some jewelry convention and I bought loose diamonds and market price and didn't negotiate with the girl at all because I had so much money. She tried to convince me to buy them for cheaper but I insisted that I buy them at full price and she was so happy. It felt good.