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    The Box Bomber And The Woman With The Nasty Crotch - 05272012 - 1st Dream

    by , 05-27-2012 at 06:18 PM (447 Views)
    This dream wasn't lucid but the imagery of the half-naked woman will haunt me for some time.

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    [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]The earliest thing I recall is standing in the conferenceroom at my former job. Along with several others I am setting up food forpeople returning from a meeting where it will be announced that we haveachieved a big win, an announcement that we have been awarded a major projectwith lots of money involved. On this scale such awards happen only every fewmonths at best so this is a big deal. [/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]One of the engineers I work with, J.W., is standing near meand talking about the project. I donít really pay attention to the specifics,though I am glad for our success as a company. Iíll be attending the meeting,though my work on the project may not come for months.[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]A gathering of people has been set up on the top floor ofthe parking garage, a makeshift receiving line designed to welcome ourreturning staff with honor and fanfare. The problem is that other offices sharethe parking garage, and their clients happen to wander inadvertently throughthe receiving line. The first couple of people donít really cause any stir, butthe third person, a large woman in a car with no roof, really causes some commotion.[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]The woman is older, perhaps somewhere between 55 and75,though itís hard to determine exactly as she appears quite unhealthy and obese.She is wearing a muumuu and as the car rolls by she sticks her legs in the air,revealing her cottage cheese legs and bulbous calves. Whatís really grotesqueis she has on no underwear, and her misshapen crotch is a sight that makesseveral people ill, including me. [/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]I turn to my dad who is standing next to me in the line and ask,ďDid you just see what I saw?Ē He confirms that he did and we both just faceaway, still looking for our expected staff. When some employees do arrive weshout and throw stuff in the air.[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]I make my way back inside the building and head downstairsvia the elevator. Some of the other staff members have arrived through thisfront door. I pass a group of older men dressed in suits, talking and laughingas they head in. I keep heading for the door.[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]As I walk out into the sun I encounter a young man in aservice uniform and cap, coming in with a load of boxes. Heís slightly blondwith a charming smile, fit though not heavily muscled. He does not seem out ofplace in any way.[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]ďYou sure have a lot of boxes there, ďI say. ďItís like youívegot a bomb or something. I recall that we had received a notice that someonehad given us a bomb threat, someone who had been causing trouble in other partsof the city, and we should be on the lookout for a person with a lot of boxes,but I do not suspect this guy. Iím joking with him when I mention bombs.[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]He turns slightly and his gaze settles on me. He still hashis bright smile but as he faces me the happy grin disappears, and is replacedby a look of determination. Something about the change in his demeanor alertsme that he is the bomber Iíve been told to keep an eye out for, and my fearlevel shoots up a little. [/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]By this time Iím standing on the opposite side of my SUVfrom him. He has been unloading boxes from it and has one more box to carry inbut it is still inside the vehicle. I am standing by the open driver-side doorholding the keys, and as he reaches for the back passenger-side door to get hisbox I press the button to lock the doors.[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]THWUNK! All the locks go down at once.[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]He looks through the vehicle at me, starting to look alittle bit shocked that Iím keeping him from his bomb materials. He has his ownkey fob and presses the button to unlock the doors.[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]SHOONK! The locks all go up.[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]I know I canít let him get in so I press the button againand hold it down so he canít operate them from his fob. Iíve managed to keephim from getting in but there isnít anything to stop him from coming around thevehicle and attacking me, and this realization spurns me to action. I jump intothe driverís seat and start the vehicle, still holding down the lock button onthe key fob. I canít risk him getting in before I get away, and without hislast box he canít do any serious damage.[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]I manage to get the door shut and I start driving as fast asI can though I am going terribly slow and canít seem to pick up speed. The viewahead is of a street on the U.T. campus and there are speed bumps along theroad. I stop worrying about my speed, not wanting to fly up if I hit a bump toofast, and instead turn my attention towards looking for a police officer. Theyseem to be abundant whenever I donít want to find any but I canít locate any ofthem now when I need them.[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT="Calibri"]And then I wake up.[/FONT]

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