Metallicuh

I'm skipping school and I'm in some woods across from the school. I find a clearing and sit down. I make a homemade bong out of a waterbottle. I start to take a couple bong rips until some kids from my school come to where I am. They say I've missed almost half the class. I get up and start to go to class. I see a trailer. They told me it is mine and some aliens gave it to my family. Inside of it was my eighth grade american history class. It was smaller and weirder. There was barely any room between the desks.